presidential jokes – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

HahaCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of building walls in Minecraft only to have them torn down by creepers? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all creepers in honor of our favorite slogan, “Trump Sucks!” Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and political satire. Build the biggest, most beautiful structures you can imagine, and watch them stand tall against all odds. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only thing that sucks is Trump!

Funfest perfect anarchy for survival server minecraft

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Funfest perfect anarchy for survival against players, go to events and lutai a bunch of resources, fight against players

65.108.21.151:25718

The Pen

auction house, Bounties, Discord, earn money, Gangs, Guards, hidden quests, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, solitary confinement, Swords

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Overview

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

This Minecraft server aims to recreate the classic prison server experience from the early days of Minecraft. Players will have to grind, participate in PVP, and work together to progress within the prison.

What makes this server different?

Become a Parolee and leave the prison
Prestiges – Earn special rewards after reaching the top rank
Guards who assist and protect new players
Quests for extra cash or special items
Gangs – Join and compete with rival gangs
Illegal items – Swords and Potions are prohibited
The grind – Smelt ores, walk through PVP zones to sell
Rent prison cell or plot for storage or build a shop
Various ways to earn money – Fishing, Farming, Mining

FAQ

What are the Ranks?

A – Default Prisoner
B – $25,000
C – $80,000
D – $250,000
E – $800,000
Parolee – $1,500,000
Citizen – $2,000,000
Guard – Ensures safety of Prisoners
SrGuard – Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden – Administrator Position
SrWarden – Senior Administrator Position

What’s a Guard?

Guards enforce rules and maintain order in the prison. They protect new players and enforce rules such as no PVP, swords, potions, or bows. Breaking the rules in front of a Guard can result in consequences.

We are looking for Guards to fill the position! Join the server and Discord to apply!

It’s time to bring back the era of Classic Prisons!

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Epic Quest Realm 1.20.2

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Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind! Just post an image and give it a name to enter the Hunger Games thread. But wait, there’s more – only one entry per person until I ask, so make it count! The first 24 players are in and the game starts when we’re full, so don’t miss out on the action! And get this, our pal Luigi inherited a Miserable Mansion code – who knows what kind of crazy adventures await in there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the games begin!

RoomlessRageCraft

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Are you tired of being treated like a third wheel on family trips? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can have your own private space without any annoying teenagers or couples getting in your way? Look no further, because our server is the perfect getaway for stressed-out adults looking for some peace and quiet.

Join us for a virtual vacation where you can build your own luxurious mansion, complete with a spa, pool, and private bedroom with a lock on the door! No more sleeping on couches or bunking with teenagers – on our server, you are the VIP guest who deserves the best.

Don’t let your family’s lack of consideration ruin your vacation plans – join our server and escape to a world where you are the star of the show. Who needs a crowded house full of couples when you can have your own virtual paradise? Come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

RedditHorrorCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and bland landscapes? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day with a wild and wacky world that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure!

Join us on our server for a chance to encounter the legendary Ender Chicken, a fearsome beast that roams the land and lays explosive eggs that will blow your mind (and your house) to smithereens! Or how about a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing?

But beware, for our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself haunts our virtual halls, ready to jumpscare unsuspecting players and turn their world upside down. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Block Budget Busters

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u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well do i have the place for u! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping the sickest beats. join us and u can build a house out of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle, and even have a pet ender dragon.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party, and the zombies are the bouncers. u can also participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Nomisma

Abilities, Active, Auction, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, java, Minecraft, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, PvP, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Shop, Skills, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	McMMO skills & abilities, Shop & Sell gui’s, Player to Player Auction House, Chat Games, Party’s with ptp and xp share, Discord integration
World Reset	Never resetting world
Land Claims	No land claims
Client Compatibility	Optifine, Vanilla
Version	Java 1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	No Cheating or the use of cheat mods.
What are the allowed clients?	Optifine and Vanilla clients are allowed.
Is the server pay to win?	No, the server is not pay to win.
How many /home locations can I have?	You can have up to 3 /home locations.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Semianarchy.com on Java 1.21.4

EcoCraft – Sustainable Worlds 1.20.3

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Yo, yo, yo, listen up! Are you tired of the same old mainstream vtubers with their millions of viewers? Well, come join our server where we celebrate the indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why settle for the normies when you can be a VIP in our exclusive club, regardless of what language they stream in!

Oh, and don’t worry about your oshi not making the cut with 499 viewers, we’re flexible with our numbers. As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here! Check out the top 10 list of our indie vtubers and see if your fave made the cut.

But wait, we’re not about those corpo vtubers here. We’re all about the independent talents who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. Check out our numbers, guides, archives, and even a calendar of chuuba birthdays!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive into the world of indie vtubers like never before! Don’t be a normie, be a VIP in our crazy, wacky, and totally awesome community! Let’s get this party started! 🎉🎮🤪

BroBro’s Blocky Lunch – Minecraft Server

#venting, blocky, BroBros, Communication, Emotional support, family dynamics, family functions, family gatherings, family relationships, Family Support, feeling judged, financial constraints, gift giving, judgement free zone, leaving husband, lunch, marriage issues, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, uncomfortable situations, Vulnerability

Are you tired of family drama and judgmental in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can vent to your virtual siblings without any interruptions!

On our server, you can build a fortress of solitude where only your closest Minecraft buddies can enter. No need to worry about awkward family gatherings or expensive gifts that get re-gifted – just pure gaming fun!

Join now and create your own non-judgmental zone where you can let out all your frustrations without any real-life consequences. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s block out the drama and build some blocks instead!

BoyfriendBlockerMC

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this crazy encounter? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape awkward situations like a pro. We promise no creepy car encounters, just pure gaming fun!

Imagine driving through Minecraft and suddenly a player pulls up next to you, honking their horn and asking for your in-game number. Will you give in to their demands or speed away like a pro? The choice is yours!

But be warned, just like in real life, double standards exist in our server too. You might find yourself in a situation where you have to navigate through tricky conversations and make tough decisions. Can you handle the drama and come out on top?

Join us now for a chance to experience the craziest encounters in Minecraft and show off your survival skills in the face of unexpected challenges. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual car chase with a player who just won’t take no for an answer!