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HahaCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of building walls in Minecraft only to have them torn down by creepers? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all creepers in honor of our favorite slogan, “Trump Sucks!” Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and political satire. Build the biggest, most beautiful structures you can imagine, and watch them stand tall against all odds. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only thing that sucks is Trump!

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Starfall Sanctuary: The Only Server Where We’re All 18+, But Still A Semi-Vanilla!

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Server IP	play.starfallsanctuary.com (Join our discord to be whitelisted)
Server Location	USA – New York
Community Location	Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!)
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	The Map
Version	Java version 1.21.1

What makes this server special?

We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server.

Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting, but rest assured, we are committed to staying true to the core survival gameplay.

We pride ourselves on being a mature and friendly group, and we’re eager to find like-minded players who value cooperation and creativity. Importantly, we are and always will be a free server without pay-to-win practices. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

If you’re looking for a new Minecraft home with a supportive and active community, come join us!

Features:

Currently, we have an exciting Community Project underway at spawn: we’re working together to build an impressive city!
Diamond based economy with Shopping District under construction near spawn.
Anti-Cheat + Grief Protection + Claim System. We also have rollback features so no one can grief your build or gain an unfair advantage.
Import custom pictures inside the server made easy. You can request us to upload any 500×500 pictures on the server in map form!
Trial Chambers Vaults now reset on this server after 2 days, so you can come back and try to get your Core!
We just started a New Season, The Map is fresh, you would join just in time!
Vanilla’ish Quality of Life enhancements: One player sleep, Fire tick off, Faster Minecart, Faster Dirt Path, No Wings Club, Top 10 Leaderboards at Spawn, Find slime chunk command, No mob Griefing, SimpleVoiceChat, Player head drop, Custom Armor Stand book, etc. (A full list of enhancements is available on our Discord.)

You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure! Join now!

Lost Blackpipo Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a CIA conspiracy theory? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Illuminati would be impressed. Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where nitrous oxide is the currency of choice.

Forget diamonds, on our server, it’s all about that sweet, brain-cell destroying gas. Watch as players inhale it and become progressively dumber with each hit. It’s like a real-life Idiocracy, but in Minecraft form.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the CIA themselves are funding this server, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where madness reigns supreme. Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a journey into the depths of absurdity. See you on the other side!

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Menace Minecraft SMP Lady

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building beautiful structures or surviving in the wilderness, on this server, the only goal is to cause as much mayhem as possible.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who are so unpredictable, they make creepers look like cuddly kittens. Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon cry. And don’t even get us started on the pranks – let’s just say that one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the world with dirt blocks. True story.

If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not burn down the entire village… again), then this is the place for you. Just be warned, if you’re not prepared to embrace the chaos, you might want to steer clear. But hey, where’s the fun in that? Join us now and become a true menace in the Minecraft world!

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CreeperFamilyLeechesLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as meeting your boyfriend’s family for the first time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of arguments, family feuds, and unexpected twists!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family dinner, with conversations that start off normal and quickly spiral into chaos. Just like the dinner table divided into smaller groups, our server has different factions and groups for you to join and interact with.

And if you thought the investment talk at the dinner table was intense, wait until you see the crazy deals and schemes happening on our server. From building section 8 houses to selling them to unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and entertaining as a family gathering gone wrong, join us now! Just be prepared for some drama, arguments, and maybe even a few bans along the way.

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HahaCraft Minecraft Server

Starfall Sanctuary: The Only Server Where We’re All 18+, But Still A Semi-Vanilla!

What makes this server special?

Features:

Lost Blackpipo Minecraft Server

Menace Minecraft SMP Lady

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