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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7950 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 616 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 49 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!
We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!
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