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White Boy’s Hot Blocks

#packingheat, #readytodefend, #whiteboy, ALERT, Armed, blocks, Boys, Dangerous, Defensive, firearms, Good, Guns, hot, Impressive.., INTENSE, Lawd, Loaded, Powerful, PREPARED, Protective, STRONG, Vigilant, weapon, White

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gods Slained:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now and experience the thrill of running away from a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday afternoon activity!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Good Lawd Dat White Boy, who is rumored to have the biggest diamond sword in all of Minecraft history! Join now and witness his epic battles against a horde of evil villagers who have stolen all the cake in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

CrimsonCraft

Adventure, Anarchy, AS/AU hosted, Challenges, Combat, Community Events, competitive community, Cracked, CrimsonCraft, discord server, dynamic community, Economy, epic events, friendly community, intense pvp action, leaderboard, LifeSteal, minecraft server, PvP, Raiding, Rewards, Survival, Tournaments, version 1.8x-1.21x

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Star Shards Collected:	285	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7146	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to CrimsonCraft

Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

crimsoncraft.mysrv.us:25261

Vanilla server Minecraft server

banner, Cheating, Community, email, Friends, Helpful, Minecraft, minecraft server, minimum plugins, No mods, Polite, Server, server description, Steam, Telegram, third-party programs, Vanilla, vanilla server, vanilla+ minecraft server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Alien Abductions:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

E-mail: [email protected]

94.73.223.165

Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

ADD, Bloom, Fancy, Forgot, Semivanilla, smp, Spice

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

Connect events, Crafty, Dengeki stream, English MTL, Falcom, Falcom General, games, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Prologue gameplay, saves, Server, Surveys, TGS demo gameplay, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, Ys X

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Farms Harvested:	253	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, attracted, blowback, Book, Buzzfeed News, Confesses, DAUGHTER, gross comments, gtTrump, Incest, ivanka trump, John Kelly, Miles Taylor, Minecraft, New York Times, Oval Office, pedophile, Prison, resistance, Richard Cohen, sexual attraction, sexually, smp, trump, Washington Post, White House

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	269	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Animals Bred:	150	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockPartyDrama

aita, Apology, Birthday Party, BlockPartyDrama, Clown, Cool, disinviting, Friend, friend circle, friendship groups, Gathering, invited, mean comments, overreacted, Party, Rude, school bully, self-deprecating jokes, serious things, Sympathy

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ores Mined:	8378

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

BackHanded, backhanded compliment, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMentality, funny, funny compliments, Minecraft, odd, odd compliments, offbeat, outlandish, quirky, quirky compliments, smp, strange, strange compliments, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual compliments, weird, weird compliments

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ores Mined:	8742	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

MineTop5CatList

category, long tail tags, MineTop5CatList, tags, top five

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

armed group, Creepercraft, economic sanctions, financial crisis, financial difficulties, financial woes, funding sources, hezbollah, Hezbollah finances, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah operations, Israeli strikes, Lebanese organization, Middle East conflict, militant group, Military operations, Minecraft, money problems, political instability, regional tensions, security threats, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchantments Applied:	100
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	0

so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

Alliance, Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, military exercises, north korean, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Votes:	3188	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Void Gems Collected:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS