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CraftyLuxeMC

appreciation, Childhood, CraftyLuxeMC, experiences, Gratitude, gratitude practice, growing up, humble beginnings, luxuries, Memories, mindset, Nostalgia, overcoming adversity, perspective, POVERTY, Reflection, resilience, simple pleasures, small things, Struggle, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	141	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of living in a dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate luxury resort for all you former dirt hut dwellers out there!

Join our server and experience the high life with diamond-studded dirt blocks, golden apple trees, and a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground treasure vault filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie guards!

So why settle for a measly dirt hut when you can live like royalty on our server? Join now and start living the Minecraft high life!

PreggoCraft: Makeup Mayhem

beauty industry, Beauty Products, Chemicals, Cosmetic ingredients, Cosmetics, Gestation, health risks, high blood pressure, makeup, maternal health, MAYHEM, parabens, Phenols, PreggoCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnancy health, pregnancy risks, Pregnant Women, Risk, skincare, sunscreen, toxic chemicals

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357

hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join. our server is so lit, it’s like playing on a rainbow made of diamonds. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even talking creepers.

but wait, there’s more. if u join our server, u will have a 99% chance of finding a rare enchanted diamond sword within the first 5 minutes. not only that, but our server is so magical, it can make ur crops grow faster and ur animals breed like there’s no tomorrow.

oh, and did i mention that playing on our server can actually make u better at math? yep, it’s true. scientists have proven that our server increases ur brain power by 69%. so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

FNAF Craft Minecraft Server

Animatronics, bonnie, chica, Craft, creepy, Five Nights at Freddy’s, fnaf, Foxy, freddy fazbear, Haunted, horror game, indie game, jump scare game, jump scares, Minecraft, Mystery, puzzle, Scary, Scott Cawthon, Server, Supernatural, survival horror, video game

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7728
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Void Armor Forged:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Magic Items Found:	5032
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a fluffy feathered cape. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the chicken kingdom?

So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! Trust us, you won’t be saying “Wtf was this about?” once you’ve joined the fun!

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

68360279, Edition, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, ftt, lewds, memes, Minecraft, Mining, Party, schlickin, size difference, smp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

CrazyBabyNames Minecraft Server

aggravating, AITAH, baby naming, Boundaries, cousin relationships, CrazyBabyNames, DISRESPECTFUL, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, intentional behavior, Minecraft, naming etiquette, overreacting, overstepping, personal space, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, sister-in-law, stealing baby names

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Ever wanted to escape the mundane reality of family feuds and sibling rivalries? Look no further, because on our server, you can dive headfirst into a world where naming disputes are settled with diamond swords and passive-aggressive comments are replaced with epic battles against Ender Dragons.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player who dared to name their virtual child after their in-game spouse, only to have their virtual sister-in-law steal the name for her own pixelated offspring. Will they be able to resolve this conflict in a peaceful manner, or will they resort to TNT cannons and lava traps to settle the score?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where naming rights are more valuable than diamonds, and where the only rule is to survive and thrive in the face of family drama. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic battles, and unforgettable moments that will have you coming back for more. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world filled with drama, suspense, and endless possibilities? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

BlockyBoyfriendDrama

BlockyBoyfriendDrama, Commitment, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Friends, Frustration, Future, Honesty, Marriage, patience, PRESSURE, Proposal, Reassurance, relationship, self reflection, Support, Understanding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Potions Brewed:	151	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of waiting for your boyfriend to propose? Well, on our server, you can create your own dream wedding and walk down the aisle in style – no waiting required!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you build the wedding of your dreams, complete with a cake made entirely of diamonds and a guest list filled with friendly villagers.

Who needs a reluctant boyfriend when you can have a whole community of players cheering you on as you say “I do” in front of a crowd of pixelated onlookers?

So come on over to our server and say goodbye to relationship drama – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your carefully crafted wedding chapel. Let’s make love (and blocks) not war!

MisconceptionMadness Minecraft SMP

annoyance, challenging misconceptions, common misconception, correcting misconceptions, debunking misconceptions, false assumptions., frustrating beliefs, irritating misconceptions, Minecraft, MisconceptionMadness, misconceptions about me, misconceptions in education, misconceptions in history, misconceptions in media, misconceptions in politics, misconceptions in relationships, misconceptions in science, misconceptions in society, misunderstandings, Myths, Pet Peeves, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs! Don’t worry about building a boring old house, because on our server, you’ll be living in a floating castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and every night is a rave to remember. So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? See you there, if you dare!

Blockheadz R Us

bad attitude, BlockHeadz, destructive attitude, destructive behavior, harmful attitude, harmful mindset, negative attitude, negative behavior, negative mindset, negative thinking, pessimistic attitude, pessimistic mindset, toxic attitude, toxic behavior, toxic mindset, ugly attitude, unhealthy attitude, unhealthy mindset

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4895	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of dealing with players who have the personality of a creeper about to explode? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave your ugly attitude at the door. We have a strict no-griefer policy, because who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. So come on over and join us for some blocky fun – just leave your bad vibes behind!

RoganCraft Minecraft Server

actions, bros, commentary, conspiracy theories, current events, drumpf, East River, environmental attorney, ideas, Intelligent, interview, joe rogan, Legitimate, Minecraft, non-attacker, Podcast, Politics, reasonable, RFK, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., RoganCraft, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crops Grown:	3761	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Competition, Diversity, Euro 2024, european football, football tournament, foreign-born players, ForeignBornFrenzy, international players, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national teams, Player Demographics, player origins, Player Statistics, smp, Soccer, sports, squad analysis, Surprises, team composition, team rosters, Teams, unexpected results

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Magic Items Found:	7445	Potions Brewed:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. If you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle royale, you will be granted access to the secret potato vault where all your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a lifetime supply of potatoes, but hey, that’s pretty cool too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.