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Krafty Kino Kingdom: Where Creepers are Cute and Diamonds are Forever!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	32
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	194

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness Sony DICK-RIDING Minecraft so hard that you’ll be questioning reality. The preorder numbers for this server must be through the roof for Sony to invest so much in it. But hey, who are we to question their dedication to making Minecraft even more epic?

Come join us for insane adventures, wild parties, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but hey, it’s Minecraft, anything can happen)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

FluShotCraft: Hospital Edition

Edition, exemption, flu season, flu shots, FluShotCraft, general public, Healthcare, healthcare guidelines, healthcare regulations, healthcare workers, herd immunity, Hospital, infectious diseases, influenza, mandatory vaccination, medical facilities, patient safety, prevent spread, public health, staff vaccination, U.S. hospitals, vaccination policy, veteran hospitals

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crops Grown:	9252	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

yo, dis server be like a hospital but instead of flu shots, we give u doses of FUN! 96% of veterans hospitals and 74% of regular hospitals be requiring u to join dis server and get vaccinated with laughter and good times. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community dat be more lit than a flu shot! so come on and join us, cuz we be injecting u with happiness and joy 24/7!

Slkiny Middle School

banner, cringe, Friends, Fun, goobers, goofy, group, Join, MERRIER, middle school, Minecraft, Play, Server, slink, smp, Survival, Tinkin, Trials, Tricky, update, welcome

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Welcome to SMP Slink

Each update my friends like to get together and play. The more the merrier, come join us!

Group of Goofy goobers gettin tricky and tinkin in those trials. Don’t be cringe. Have Fun in new update!

135.148.100.83:25582

ShotCraft Minecraft Server

45 seconds, Anime, artistic choice, cinematography, contemplation, Deep thinking, Director, film analysis, film theory, ghost in the shell, Interpretation, Japanese cinema, Mamoru Oshii, Meaning, Minecraft, pause, Server, Shot, Shotcraft, Sit, Symbolism, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wait around for things to happen? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Mamoru Oshii would be like “what did I just stumble upon?!”

Join our server and get ready to have your mind blown as we make you wait for 45 seconds before anything happens. Why, you ask? Because we like to keep things suspenseful and mysterious, just like Mamoru Oshii himself.

So come on down and experience the thrill of waiting around for no reason at all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden meaning behind this strange phenomenon. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all.

CraftyCEO Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than Based CEO Player! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using only their wits and pickaxes to emerge victorious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep busting a move on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join Based CEO Player today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

PupCraft Bday Bash

attitude, Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, birthday presents, Boundaries, Cheap, children, Communication, Conflict, dog, family drama, in-law issues, irritable, Jealousy, Kids, passive aggressive, pet, Presents, PupCraft, sibling rivalry, SIL, toxic relationships

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Crops Grown:	5077	Votes:	202
Meteorites Collected:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with virtual family drama on a whole new level.

We have a special event where you can celebrate your pet’s birthday alongside your child’s birthday party! Just like Debbie, you can bring your dog to the party and demand presents for them too. Who needs human kids when you have fur babies, right?

But that’s not all – our server is full of passive-aggressive NPCs who will constantly criticize your building skills and question your mining techniques. It’s like having a virtual Debbie in every corner of the game!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a virtual family feud that puts reality TV to shame?

CraftyRedditors: Noobs in Disguise

Assumptions, common misconceptions, CraftyRedditors, digital literacy, disguise, Expertise, false understanding, ignorance, internet culture, internet knowledge, knowledge, misconceptions, misconstrued facts, Misinformation, misinformation spread, Noobs, online communities, online discussions., online forums, popular beliefs, reddit users, redditors, social media

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of Redditors thinking they know everything about Minecraft, but actually understanding nothing? Well, look no further because our server is here to set the record straight! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who just want to trade diamonds for hugs. Don’t be fooled by those so-called experts on Reddit, come join us and experience the true madness that is Minecraft!

RubleRumbleCraft

currency exchange, dollar trading, economic impact, economic policy, economic sanctions, euro trading, financial institutions, financial markets, foreign exchange, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, international trade, main exchange, political tensions, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions impact, trade restrictions, trading restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it.

imagine this, right? you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where the dollar and euro are like, banned or something. it’s nuts, man. you gotta trade in like, diamonds and emeralds instead.

and get this, there’s like, this secret underground market where you can like, smuggle in gold and stuff. it’s like a whole adventure just trying to get your hands on some sweet, sweet currency.

plus, the mobs on this server are like, next level. we got creepers that explode into rainbows and skeletons that shoot confetti instead of arrows. it’s a party every time you step outside, dude.

so come join us on this wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional explosion of glitter.

CraftyConfidenceBuilders

accomplishment, achievement, Confidence, CraftyConfidenceBuilders, doubt, fear, Insecurity, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-validation, success

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mines Excavated:	3020
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

so like, why not join our server and be like, super confident and stuff? like, we have this magical diamond sword that gives you the power to slay dragons with just one hit. and like, our villagers are actually aliens in disguise, so you can trade with them for some out-of-this-world items.

also, our server is built on a giant floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds and stuff. and the best part is, our creepers are actually really friendly and just want to give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. plus, our sheep can talk and tell you jokes all day long. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

ClimateCraft: Wildfire & Heat! 🔥🌿

attribution, belief in climate change, climate change, climate change awareness, climate change beliefs, climate change impact, ClimateCraft, Confidence, democrats, Experience, extreme heat, extreme weather events, extreme weather perception, Heat, linking, negative impacts, political affiliation, republicans, US adults, weather attribution, weather events, Wildfire

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Potions Brewed:	132	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest weather events you’ve ever seen! we got wildfires, extreme heat, and who knows what else! republicans and democrats alike can come together and agree that our weather is out of control! if you’ve ever been impacted by a crazy weather event, you’ll fit right in here. so come on down and experience the chaos for yourself!

83 IQ Minecraft Server

alcohol, child development, cognitive abilities, developmental disorders, environmental influences, family history, fetal alcohol syndrome, genetic factors, intelligence, iq, learning disabilities, low iq, maternal behavior, maternal health, mental health, Minecraft, Mother, neurodevelopment, online test, Pregnancy, prenatal care, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Creeper Olympics,” where players compete in explosive events such as the TNT high jump and the sprint through a field of landmines.

So if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills and your sanity, come join us on our server. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants, because things are about to get crazy!