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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 1243 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
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