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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 5478 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 179 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
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