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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 3391 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 2904 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!