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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 525 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9776 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
