🍆💦prehistorico Minecraft Servers

KittyCraft Minecraft Server

adopter, adoption, animal abuse, cat dad, co worker, ethical dilemma, foster kittens, Fostering, KittyCraft, KKK supporter, Minecraft, nursing back to health, OFFENDED, outside perspective., Personal, perspective, pet adoption, Racial Issues, racism, Recommend, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating tricky situations like deciding whether to give a kitten to a racist KKK supporter. Our community is full of surprises and questionable decisions, so you’ll never be bored!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas. You never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner. So come on and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

Disclaimer: No actual kittens or racist KKK supporters were harmed in the making of this server description. Join at your own risk!

DryWeddingEscape

after party, aita, Bars, boring wedding, bride’s friend group, college friends, dry wedding, DryWeddingEscape, kids with grandparents, leaving early, let loose, lopsided, mansion venue, no alcohol, optics, outing, ringleader, sober groom, Spite, Support, Vrbo

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can let loose and have a wild time? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate party experience!

Imagine a world where weddings are held in Minecraft mansions and the bride and groom are throwing a crazy after party. But wait, there’s a twist – it’s a dry wedding! No alcohol allowed, but that won’t stop you from having a blast.

Leave the boring wedding behind and join our server for some virtual drinks and non-stop fun. The bride may call you an asshole for leaving, but hey, you’re just trying to have a good time, right?

So come on, join our server and show the bride that you can party like a pro in Minecraft! Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one filled with drama and excitement? Let’s make some memories that will leave everyone talking for days!

Crafty Dads Minecraft Server

Crafty, Dads, Minecraft, Server

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Are you tired of worrying about your daughter’s safety in the real world? Well, worry no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a team of highly trained virtual bodyguards to protect her at all times! From creepers to zombies, nothing stands a chance against our elite protection squad.

Join our server now and rest easy knowing that your daughter is safe from harm, all while she builds epic structures and battles fierce mobs. Plus, our virtual therapists are always on standby to help you cope with the stress of being a Minecraft parent. So why wait? Join today and let your daughter’s virtual adventures begin!

CraftyPatriotz

Allegiance, Bravery, Commitment, courage, CraftyPatriotz, defending freedom, devotion, Duty, Honor, love for country, loyalty, military service, national identity, national pride, nationalism, patriotism, sacrifice, Selflessness, sense of belonging, service to country, ultimate sacrifice

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Are you ready to show your patriotism in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft server and prove your loyalty to your country by battling it out in intense PvP matches against players from around the world!

Imagine this: You’re in the middle of a heated battle, fighting for the honor of your nation, when suddenly a wild creeper appears and starts wreaking havoc. Will you stand your ground and protect your homeland, or will you run away like a scared little sheep? The choice is yours, but remember, only the bravest and most patriotic players will emerge victorious!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in thrilling mini-games like Capture the Flag, where you’ll have to outsmart your opponents and secure the flag for your country. And if you’re feeling extra daring, why not try your luck in our hardcore survival mode, where every decision could mean life or death for your character?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and show the world that you’re willing to die for your country – or at least respawn a few times for it!

EcoCraft: China’s Gas Gaffe

#sustainability, air quality, carbon dioxide, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon reduction efforts, China, Chinas, climate change, Decade, EcoCraft, Emissions, energy consumption, environmental impact, environmental policy, Gaffe, gas, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, greenhouse gases, industrialization, methane, Pollution, Rise

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so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

but wait, there’s more! our server is actually a secret portal to an alternate dimension where you can ride dragons, battle unicorns, and eat all the diamond cake you want.

plus, our community is lit af. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and robots from the future. trust me, u won’t find a more wacky and fun group of peeps anywhere else.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s gonna be lit.

CraftyPopUpPvP

annoying ads, CraftyPopUpPvP, dislike button, internet browsing, like button, online advertising, online browsing, popular websites, popups, user engagement, user experience, user feedback, user influence, user interaction, user preferences, user satisfaction, web browsers, Website Design, website improvement, website optimization, website usability

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so, like, u know how u go on sum websites and u just wanna, like, punch ur screen cuz of all the dumb ads and popups? well, dis minecraft server is da opposite of dat! it’s like a magical land where u can build and play without any annoying stuff getting in ur way!

u should join dis server cuz it’s like a unicorn farting rainbows of fun and happiness! seriously, u won’t find a better place to play minecraft and chill with ur homies. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, fam!

also, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will become, like, a minecraft master overnight. ur building skills will be so epic, u’ll make the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. and, like, ur friends will be so jelly of ur mad skills, they’ll beg u to teach them ur ways.

so, like, stop wasting time on lame servers with annoying ads and popups. join dis minecraft server and let the fun begin! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies. who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?

CrashCraft: Pedestrian Pain

association, crash tests, Crashcraft, front-end profiles, injury severity, motor vehicle, Pain, passenger vehicle, Pedestrian, pedestrian awareness, pedestrian collision, pedestrian fatalities, pedestrian injury, pedestrian protection, pedestrian safety, pedestrian visibility, road accidents, road safety, traffic collisions, vehicle crashes, vehicle design, vehicle impact, vehicle safety standards

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lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own front-end profiles for ur passenger vehicles and test dem out on pedestrians in epic motor vehicle crashes!

we got crazy physics where u can see how ur design affects pedestrian injury severity! will ur vehicle protect dem or send dem flying into the stratosphere?

join now for a wild ride and see if u can create the ultimate pedestrian-friendly vehicle or the ultimate pedestrian-launching machine! let the chaos begin!

WavesPlits – BEST PVP PLITs Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «WavesPlits – THE BEST PVP PLATES» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5.42.87.198:34653

CubeCadia: Where your mining addiction is encouraged, not judged! No Resets, just regrets. 🔥

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Minecraft Server: CubeCadia

IP	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Version	1.19 – 1.20.6

Overview

CubeCadia is the ultimate Minecraft experience, with custom plugins, unique features, and a friendly community of players. Whether you’re looking to build your dream home, explore new worlds, or level up in dungeons, CubeCadia has it all.

Features Offered

Dungeons – Storyline, custom items, and mobs/bosses
Player Warps / Shops – Create your own shopping district
Custom Items – Over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items
Custom Fishing – Compete in fishing tournaments
Custom Farming – Grow special crops in growth stations
Custom Mining – Rewards for mining special gems and artifacts
Rewards – Daily, streak, and playtime rewards
Daily Bosses – Kill daily bosses for rewards
Quests – Daily, challenge, special, and holiday quests
Jobs – Earn money and unlock special loot through job skill trees
Cross Play – Play on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or PlayStation

Links

Trailer: Watch Now

Discord: Join Now

FAQs

Question	Answer
What version does the server support?	The server supports version 1.20.6.
Is CubeCadia a friendly community?	Yes, CubeCadia has a friendly community of players.
Can I play on CubeCadia with friends?	Yes, CubeCadia supports cross play, so you can play with friends on different platforms.
Are there custom items and features on CubeCadia?	Yes, CubeCadia offers over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items and unique features like custom fishing, farming, mining, and more.

CursedChests Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where opening a chest is just a mundane task? Well, look no further because on our server, opening a chest is like playing Russian roulette! Will you find diamonds or will you unleash a horde of angry zombies? Who knows, it’s all part of the fun!

Join our server for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a giant army of creepers, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a fierce dragon. The possibilities are endless and the chaos is guaranteed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, always expect the unexpected and never trust a chest /v/!

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Astral Projections Made:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Animals Bred:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Enchantments Applied:	111
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Insane prehistorico Minecraft Servers

DryWeddingEscape

Updated November 21, 2024

Crafty Dads Minecraft Server

Updated November 21, 2024

CraftyPatriotz

Updated November 21, 2024

EcoCraft: China’s Gas Gaffe

Updated November 21, 2024

CraftyPopUpPvP

Updated November 21, 2024

CrashCraft: Pedestrian Pain

Updated November 21, 2024

WavesPlits – BEST PVP PLITs Minecraft server

Updated November 21, 2024

CubeCadia: Where your mining addiction is encouraged, not judged! No Resets, just regrets. 🔥

Updated November 21, 2024

Minecraft Server: CubeCadia

Overview

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FAQs

CursedChests Minecraft Server

Updated November 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8522	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0