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SlimeCrew

Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft, new features, Server, SlimeCrew, Survival, Vanilla Gameplay

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Love Letters Sent:	9

Looking for a Minecraft experience that combines classic vanilla gameplay with exciting new features?

mc.slimecrew.org

Alathra: Where griefing your friend’s house is considered excellent worldbuilding

Alathra, Brewing, considered, culture, Custom Mobs, Custom Nether, Custom Plugins, Custom world, Excellent, Fishing, Friends, Griefing, guild, Hermit, Heroes, House, Lore, Mountain, Movecraft, Nations, organizations, Religion, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Towny, Trade, Villains, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Alathra: New Frontiers Server Overview

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/FHehShbw
Website	https://alathra.com/

Key Features

Custom Fishing
Towny
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

Extensive FAQ

Questions	Answers
What is the IP for the server?	The IP for the server is play.alathramc.com
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join the Discord server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/FHehShbw
Is the world custom-built?	Yes, the map of Alathra is completely custom designed to encourage exploration, trade, and geopolitics.
What unique features does the server offer?	Some unique features include custom fishing, Towny system, lore, RP, custom plugins, Movecraft for movable ships, custom mobs, and animals, brewing, and custom nether mobs and biomes.

Bear’s Choice Minecraft Server

animal, Bear, bears, black bear, brown bear, Certainty, Choice, decision, Furry, Grizzly, mammal, Minecraft, Nature, option, polar bear, Preference, selection, Server, unquestionable, Wild, wildlife

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between basic animals like pigs and cows? Well, on our server, you can choose a BEAR as your starting animal companion! Imagine roaming the blocky world with a fierce bear by your side, scaring off creepers and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business.

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to let loose and dance the night away. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves to impress the Endermen and zombies.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a hidden hot tub filled with lava – perfect for a relaxing soak after a long day of mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

The Brown Person Minecraft SMP

bathroom activities, bathroom humor, bodily functions, BROWN, creativity, funny, gross, imagination, Minecraft, odd behavior, odd habits, person, poop humor, poop jokes, quirky behavior, scatological humor, smp, strange habits, strange thoughts, toilet activities, toilet humor, unusual thoughts, weird habits, weird thoughts

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4881
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dimension Hops:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9622	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.

EventPlannerMC Server

compensation, concerns, Conference, contract, contract end, event planning, EventPlannerMC, extension, fixed-term, funding, large meeting, LOGISTICS, organization, project manager, Request, Server, solution, supervisor, TEAM, volunteer, work, workload

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of working for free in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everything is free, including your time!

Picture this: you’re the only one left on your team, trying to organize a massive event with known figures, and your contract is about to end. But fear not, on our server, you can extend your contract as long as you want, without any pesky supervisors telling you otherwise.

Join us and experience the thrill of volunteering without actually volunteering! Help organize epic events, build amazing structures, and never worry about running out of time. Who needs real-world responsibilities when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unpaid work in the real world. It’s time to live your best virtual life!

BlockPartyMansion

BlockPartyMansion, college fund, donor conception, duplex, family, family dynamics, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, grad school, grandmother, house ownership, Inheritance, LANDLORD, Moving in, nephew, Niece, personal boundaries, race relations, rental property, sibling rivalry, Tenant

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5592
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets real estate chaos! Join now for a chance to live in a duplex with your sister, her daughter, and your own kids. Will you be the landlord or the tenant? Will you be accused of racism or accused of being a money-grabber? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward family dynamics and financial disputes while trying to maintain a peaceful coexistence in a virtual world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

Join now and see if you can handle the pressure of balancing family ties, property ownership, and accusations of discrimination all while building your dream Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn your gaming experience into a wild rollercoaster ride of emotions and chaos. See you in the game!

DreamsNeverRealized – Minecraft SMP

DreamsNeverRealized, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t ride a unicorn to battle a dragon while wearing a top hat made of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or taming a pet creeper that shoots out confetti instead of explosions. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look back at your boring, unicorn-less life again! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the Minecraft dream!

ForeverMiningCraft

cherished, Childhood, childhood habit, comfort, Familiar, Forever Young, ForeverMiningCraft, habits, Innocence, joy, Memories, never outgrow, Nostalgia, playfulness, Preference, Preferences, Routine, sentimental, Simplicity, tradition, unchanged

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you still obsessed with building block towers and digging for hidden treasures? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and rainbow-colored creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake! So come on, indulge your childhood habits and join us for a wild adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

FairCraft Minecraft Server

capacity building, China, Crime Prevention, cross-border collaboration, Diplomacy, fair world order, Faircraft, global governance, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Justice, law enforcement, Law Enforcement Agencies, Minecraft, Officers, Overseas, Peacekeeping, Police, Rule of Law, Server, Training, training program

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8531
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	128391
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Enchantments Applied:	156	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have CHINA TRAINING THOUSANDS OF LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS FROM OVERSEAS TO CREATE A MORE FAIR WORLD ORDER HAHAHAHAHA.

imagine being arrested by a chinese cop in minecraft, that’s some next level roleplay right there.

we have epic battles between different countries’ police forces, who will come out on top? only one way to find out, JOIN US NOW.

plus, you never know when Xi Jinping himself might log on and join the fun. maybe he’ll even give you a tour of his secret underground base where he keeps all the world leaders he’s captured.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where chinese law enforcement reigns supreme.

TsunamiCraft: Shake, Rattle, and Roll!

9 days, disaster prevention, Earth, earthquake, environmental impact, geology, mega-tsunami, Mystery, natural disaster, ocean floor, oceanography, rattle, research, Roll, scientific discovery, scientists, seismic activity, seismic waves, SHAKE, tectonic plates, Tsunami warning, TsunamiCraft, underwater landslide, vibrate

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	139385

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it caused a 650-foot mega-tsunami that made the earth vibrate for 9 whole days? well, look no further cuz we got u covered, fam! join our server and experience the thrill of building while dodging giant waves and earthquakes like a boss. who needs boring old regular minecraft when u can have heart-pounding natural disasters every day? come join us and see if u can survive the chaos and come out on top as the ultimate minecraft survivor. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!