Prehistoric Kingdom Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FingerGunz Minecraft Server

Bang Bang, finger guns, finger pistols, FingerGunz, Firearm, funny, Gestures, gun fingers, hand gesture, handguns, humor, imagination, make believe, Minecraft, pew pew, pistols, playful, playful gestures, PRETEND, pretend play, Server, shooting simulation, weapons

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/400	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	7201	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Are you tired of your boring old finger guns just shooting out imaginary bullets? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your finger guns are upgraded to shoot out explosive TNT! That’s right, no more pew pew, now it’s BOOM BOOM!

Join our server and show off your finger gun skills by taking down creepers, zombies, and even other players with your explosive firepower. But be careful, because with great power comes great responsibility (and the occasional accidental crater in the ground).

So if you’re ready to take your finger guns to the next level and blow up everything in sight, then join our server today! Just remember to always aim responsibly and watch out for any stray chickens that might get caught in the crossfire. See you in the game, explosive fingers!

BlockyOffender69

Accountability, behavior evaluation, BlockyOffender69, character analysis, Character development, consequences, controversy, criminal, criminal behavior, dark side, Ethics, fictional character, fictional universe, fictional world, Inappropriate Behavior, Justice, legal consequences, morality, Real Life, registered sex offender, societal norms

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	137	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mines Excavated:	1760
Players Killed by Monsters:	6146	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special guest appearance from everyone’s favorite fictional character – the one and only Spongebob Squarepants! But watch out, because in real life, Spongebob would definitely be a registered sex offender. Join our server to see what kind of shenanigans he gets up to in the virtual world! Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

tokyo dating app minecraft server

app, birthrate, Boost, DATING, dating app, demographics, Government, innovation, Japan, Launch, love, Marriage, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, Population, relationships, romance, Server, Singles, social experiment, Technology, TOKYO, Tokyo government

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2455
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12

so, like, the tokyo government is, like, launching this dating app, right? but get this, it’s not just any dating app, it’s, like, gonna boost the birthrate! like, they’re gonna match people up so they can, like, make babies and stuff. can you imagine swiping right and then boom, you’re a parent? it’s gonna be wild, man. so if you wanna find love and, like, contribute to society at the same time, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll find your soulmate and pop out a bunch of babies. it’s gonna be a real party, dude.

Tantrum-Free Zone

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, discipline, education, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Empathy, family dynamics, Maturity, mental health, parenting, Parenting styles, personal growth, self-care, Stress Management, TantrumFree, teenager, Understanding, work-life balance, Zone

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/700	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Votes:	8432

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your teenager’s dramatics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you forgetting all about your kid’s C grade.

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about your work meetings and your teenager’s emotional outbursts. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and make new friends who won’t scream and cry when you’re trying to focus.

And if your teenager tries to interrupt your gaming session, just tell them to take a hike to the Nether! Our server is a safe haven from real-world drama, where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll need to apologize for is not joining sooner. Let’s block and roll, baby!

KidlessCraft Minecraft Server

assets, beneficiaries, bequests, childfree, Childless, Decision making, distribution, end of life, Estate Planning, family, future planning, Inheritance, KidlessCraft, Legacy, loved ones, Minecraft, Next of Kin, passing on, personal belongings, RELATIVES, Server, wealth, wills

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/100	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Mines Excavated:	2304	Void Gems Collected:	31
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Potions Brewed:	27
Buildings Constructed:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to the childless? Look no further, because on our server, we understand the struggle of not having anyone to pass your diamonds down to when you kick the bucket. Join us for a chance to build your virtual empire without worrying about pesky heirs stealing your loot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of immortal wolves who will protect your belongings for all eternity. So come on, join us and live out your child-free Minecraft dreams!

BlockyJobGone

BlockyJobGone, Burnout, Career Change, constant conflicts, constant stress, declining mental health, feeling stuck, feeling unappreciated, feeling undervalued, feeling unfulfilled, job dissatisfaction, lack of growth opportunities, lack of passion, lack of recognition, loss of motivation, negative impact on physical health, no room for advancement, no support from management, poor work-life balance, time to quit, toxic work environment

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/500	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

When you start dreaming about quitting your job and opening a llama farm in Minecraft instead, it’s definitely time to join our server! Our llamas are top-notch farmers and will help you harvest crops faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, our virtual office parties are legendary – last week, we had a dance-off with the Ender Dragon and let’s just say, he’s got some moves! So say goodbye to your boring job and hello to a world where llamas rule and the only deadline is when the sun sets in Minecraft. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

russia gazprom minecraft server: gas sales recovery

Challenges, Competition, Decade, Demand, Economy, ENERGY, gas, gas sales, gazprom, Geopolitical, Industry, International, long-term recovery, market, Minecraft, Recovery, russia, Russian economy, Sales, sanctions, sanctions impact, Server, Supply, Volumes

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Votes:	4177
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	760

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for diamonds harder than russia mines for gas!!! we got crazier sanctions than gazprom, but don’t worry, it just makes the game more intense!!! who needs gas sales when you can have diamond sales am i right?? join us and be a part of the most intense mining experience of your life!!! plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about those pesky sanctions in no time!!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and let’s mine our way to victory!!!

NoRespawnNeeded Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Challenges, Childbirth, Communication, compassion, Emotional support, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, financial stress, friendship, Gratitude, Minecraft, NICU, NoRespawnNeeded, parenting, patience, perspective, Pregnancy, Respect, self-care, Server, Support, Understanding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/100	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Ashley and her emergency C-section at 6 months pregnant.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of sending care packages to virtual friends, buying cribs for those in need, and dealing with entitled players who think you’re their personal ATM. Just like in real life, you never know when someone will throw “I almost died giving birth” in your face during a heated argument!

But don’t worry, our server is not all drama and chaos. You can also enjoy building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and forming alliances with other players. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to juggle unexpected financial problems and injured feet while trying to survive in the virtual world.

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and adventures, where every day is a new opportunity to prove yourself and show your true colors. Who will you be in this crazy world of Minecraft? The hero, the villain, or maybe just a bystander caught in the middle of it all? The choice is yours!

PreggoCraft – Announce Away!

Announce, complex family relationships, family bonding, family communication, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family misunderstandings, Family Support, family weekend, infertility struggles, PreggoCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy announcement etiquette, pregnancy excitement, pregnancy joy, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/500	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	1856
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server! If you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics while building your dream world. Just like the OP’s family, you’ll have older sisters accusing you of being the favorite child, calling you names, and getting upset over pregnancy announcements.

But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and laughs. You can bond with your virtual siblings, plan family weekends, and even have surprise pregnancy announcements of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover hidden family secrets and rivalries along the way.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, join our server now and get ready to experience the ultimate family drama in the world of Minecraft!

TestosteroneTakedown Minecraft Server

aging, alcohol consumption, Chronic illness, environmental toxins, excessive masturbation, high sugar intake, hormone imbalance, lack of exercise, lack of sleep, lack of sunlight, low libido, medication side effects, Minecraft, obesity, poor diet, processed foods, sedentary lifestyle, Server, smoking, soy products, stress, TESTOSTERONE, TestosteroneTakedown

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/400	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5570
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a wimpy little chicken in Minecraft? Well, look no further, because our server is here to pump up your testosterone levels to epic proportions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons, building towering castles, and flexing your muscles in front of all the other players.

But beware, on our server, there’s a secret potion hidden in the depths of the world that will lower your testosterone levels to that of a baby bunny. So watch out for sneaky players trying to sabotage your manly mojo!

Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a pixelated warrior, you’re a testosterone-fueled beast ready to conquer all in your path!