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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 2623 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2777 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?
So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!