predisposed Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty McCraftface: Where every player is a unique snowflake (but also a blocky pixelated character)

blocky, body composition, Character, Crafty, diet, Exercise, fat distribution, fat gain, fat storage, genetics, gyno surgery, health, heritage, McCraftface, metabolism, overfeeding study, PED abuse, pixelated, player, predisposed, Samoans, snowflake, TDEE, Unique, variation, weight gain, wrestler

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to all shapes and sizes? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the genetic predisposition to be fat like Samoans! Join us and watch as your character gains 30lbs in just 3 months, all while feasting on unlimited virtual food. Who needs PEDs when you have the power of genetics on your side? Plus, rumor has it that The Rock himself had to undergo gyno surgery due to his Samoan heritage – now that’s dedication to the cause! So come on, join us and let your virtual waistline expand to epic proportions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

EgoCraft: Mine for Glory!

accomplishment, achievement, Confidence, ego boost, EgoCraft, Glory, praise, pride, recognition, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-approval, self-assurance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-validation, success, validation

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate ego boost of dominating the virtual world like a boss! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon bows down to your greatness. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and worships the ground you walk on. So if you want to feel like a Minecraft god and have your ego inflated to astronomical levels, join us now! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave because you’ll be too busy basking in your own glory.

Putin’s Crash Course Minecraft Server

accident, blunder, car crash, close call, controversial incident, crash, dangerous maneuver, dashcam footage, driving mistake, Minecraft, near miss, news headline, political leader, presidential convoy, public figure, putin, Putins, reckless driving, road safety, russia, security detail, Server, traffic incident, viral video

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2594	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

join our epic minecraft server where putin himself almost causes a car crash after trying to ride a pig off a cliff! yes, you heard that right, the russian president is a regular player on our server and you never know what crazy antics he will get up to next! come join the fun and see if you can outbuild putin in our epic building competitions! who knows, maybe you’ll even get the chance to ride a pig off a cliff with him! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

CraftAssassinTrumpCNN

Assassination, cnn, CraftAssassinTrumpCNN, danger, Government, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Iranian, MIDDLE EAST, News, Plot, Potential, president, Reports, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, trump, united states, US

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	71564
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

so, like, you know how trump is like the most powerful dude in the world, right? well, apparently, these iranian dudes were planning to take him out! can you believe that? like, who even thinks they can do that? anyway, CNN reported that the US got some super secret intel about it. crazy, right?

anyway, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you’ll be safe from all those crazy assassination plots. like, we got top-notch security and stuff. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. like, we once had a party where all the mobs were invited and it was wild! creepers were doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons were breakdancing. it was lit!

so, yeah, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about iranian assassins or anything like that. plus, we have the best diamond mines in the game. like, seriously, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. so come join us and let’s have some fun!

PaperCutCraft

Accidents, Caution, Cuts, Dangerous, Injuries, office supplies, paper accidents, Paper cuts, paper cuts prevention, paper dangers, paper handling, paper hazards, paper injuries, paper products, paper risks, paper safety, PaperCutCraft, Scissors, sharp edges, sharp objects, workplace safety

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.

first of all, we have this super rare block that looks like a giant piece of bacon. like, who wouldn’t want to build a bacon house, amirite?

also, we have this secret underground cave that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. it’s like a fairy tale, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs? yeah, you heard me right. DIAMOND EGGS.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CrocoCraft: Eocene Edition

Ancient, animal, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, CrocoCraft, crocodilian, discovery, early crocodyloid, Edition, Eocene, Evolution, Extinct, fossil, Middle Eocene epoch, new species, Palaeontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, Reptile, scientific research, spain, species, vertebrate

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	3369
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Yo, so like, imagine you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! You stumble upon a new species of crocodile that’s straight outta the Eocene epoch! This crocodyloid crocodilian, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, is like the coolest dude in town, always down for a party in the swamps.

Join our server and you can ride on the back of this prehistoric beast as it chomps down on creepers and zombies like they’re snacks. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with a team of palaeontologists who are totally rad and always down to dig up some dino bones.

So come on down to our server, where the crocs are wild and the adventures are even wilder. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got a prehistoric crocodile by your side? Let’s get this party started! 🐊🎉

DayZPro Minecraft Server

Adventure, Builders, Community, DayZPro, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Players, PvE, PvP, Recruitment, Sandbox, Server, Stalker, stalkers, Survival, Theme, welcome

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

DayZPro. This server is on the stalker theme. We are actively recruiting builders, everyone is welcome!) We are always happy to see new stalkers!

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Welcome to Civilization SMP, now with extra vanilla flavor (not actual vanilla, sorry)

Actual, Adventure, Civilization, Community, Contests, creativity, Discord, Events, EXCITEMENT, EXTRA, flavor, FRIENDSHIPS, gatherings, Join, Minecraft, Players, positive experience, PvP, Quests, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Civilization SMP Minecraft Server

Join our Discord server and complete the whitelist request form to gain access to the Civilization SMP!

All ages are welcome in our Vanilla Minecraft community, where both new and seasoned players are embraced.

We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and inclusive environment. Whether you’re a solo player looking for a new adventure or a group seeking a vibrant community, you’ll find a home here.

Rules:

1	No hacking
2	No X-ray
3	No Stealing
4	No racism
5	No homophobia
6	No ableism

For PvP, anything goes except for hacking or the use of X-ray. To join our server, simply hop on our Discord server and fill out the whitelist info form. Our dedicated staff will review your application promptly, and you’ll be exploring our world in no time!

But wait, there’s more! In addition to our exciting gameplay features, we regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings. You’ll have the opportunity to forge friendships, showcase your creativity, and embark on epic quests together. Let’s keep the excitement alive – join our Discord community today!

Civilization Discord: https://discord.gg/HVgKNF68sR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Civilization SMP server?	You can join by completing the whitelist request form on our Discord server.
Are there any age restrictions for joining?	No, all ages are welcome in our community.
What are the rules for the server?	We have strict rules against hacking, X-ray, stealing, racism, homophobia, and ableism.
Can I participate in PvP on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed as long as you do not hack or use X-ray.
Do you host any events or contests?	Yes, we regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings.

NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bonding, Connection, coping, emotional, friendship, Grief, healing, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, Reminiscing, self-care, Server, SUICIDE, Support, Therapy, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	298
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a trip down memory lane? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual time machine, allowing you to revisit all those special places from your past. Need a break from reality? Join us and escape to a world where anything is possible, even hanging out with friends from the past. So come on, join us and make some new memories in our crazy virtual world!

MineAfterDark – Minecraft server

adult content, Adult Roleplaying, erotic roleplaying, erp, fantasy roleplay, Hefty Edition, mature content, MineAfterDark, Minecraft, online roleplaying, Roleplay adventure, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay fantasy, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay Plot, Roleplay Setting, Roleplay Story, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, Server, Thread

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Join our Erotic Roleplaying ThreadHefty Edition for a wild and raunchy adventure like no other.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of sexy villagers approach you, offering to trade their “special” goods in exchange for your precious resources. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with naughty mobs just waiting to be tamed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a reputation for being quite the seducer. Will you be able to resist its charm and defeat it, or will you succumb to its powers and become its loyal servant?

So come on in and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t soon forget. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – things are about to get spicy!

Kid2Adult Minecraft Server

Adulthood, appreciation, CHANGE, Childhood, Development, enjoyment, experiences, growing up, hindsight, Kid2Adult, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, Server, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Remember those boring family gatherings where you were forced to sit at the kids’ table and pretend to enjoy your gross food? Well, guess what? On our Minecraft server, you can relive those traumatic memories in the most epic way possible! Build your own kids’ table out of diamond blocks and force all the other players to sit there while you feast on the finest virtual cuisine.

But that’s not all! Remember how your parents never let you stay up past 8 pm? Well, on our server, the party never stops! Stay up all night mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and causing chaos with your fellow players. Who needs sleep when you have a virtual world to conquer?

And let’s not forget about those cringeworthy school dances where you were too afraid to ask your crush to slow dance. On our server, you can finally make your move! Build the most romantic pixelated dance floor, invite your crush to join you, and sweep them off their virtual feet. Who needs real-life rejection when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the things that sucked as a kid, but are fucking awesome as an adult!