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Crafty McCraftface: Where every player is a unique snowflake (but also a blocky pixelated character)

blocky, body composition, Character, Crafty, diet, Exercise, fat distribution, fat gain, fat storage, genetics, gyno surgery, health, heritage, McCraftface, metabolism, overfeeding study, PED abuse, pixelated, player, predisposed, Samoans, snowflake, TDEE, Unique, variation, weight gain, wrestler

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	9427
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to all shapes and sizes? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the genetic predisposition to be fat like Samoans! Join us and watch as your character gains 30lbs in just 3 months, all while feasting on unlimited virtual food. Who needs PEDs when you have the power of genetics on your side? Plus, rumor has it that The Rock himself had to undergo gyno surgery due to his Samoan heritage – now that’s dedication to the cause! So come on, join us and let your virtual waistline expand to epic proportions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

BurningTicketmaster Minecraft SMP

Bots, BurningTicketmaster, control the market, decentralized, fight back, Future, greedy bastards, hidden fees, insane markups, JOKE, kidney, lining pockets, Minecraft, overpriced beer, real fans, resellers, ridiculous prices, Ripped off, scam, smp, take back control, ticketmaster, treated like shit

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6363
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of getting ripped off by greedy corporations like Ticketmaster? Sick of paying outrageous prices for concert tickets just to end up in the nosebleed section? Join our Minecraft SMP where we fight back against the tyranny of Ticketmaster!

Imagine a world where you can actually afford to see your favorite bands live without selling a kidney or taking out a second mortgage. Our server is a safe haven for fans who are sick of being screwed over by ticket resellers and hidden fees.

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles against evil bots who try to snatch up all the tickets before you can even blink. Join us in the fight to take back control of the concert ticket market and stick it to Ticketmaster once and for all. F*ck Ticketmaster, join our crazy SMP and let’s show them who’s boss!

ZooFeeders Minecraft Server

Apology, bad guy, bear country, city zoo, Confrontation, family, family fun, feeding animals, license plate, Minecraft, misunderstanding, park, Police, rules, scaring families, Server, signs, Staff, threat, wildlife, Zoo, ZooFeeders

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Farms Harvested:	762
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to feed the animals! That’s right, we encourage you to throw carrots at pigs, fish at ocelots, and bones at wolves. Let your wild side roam free in our virtual zoo!

Join us for a chance to meet the infamous Grandpa Feeder, who will stop at nothing to make sure every animal gets a snack. Just be warned, he might also threaten to call the virtual police on you if you try to stop him. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

So come on down to our server and let the feeding frenzy begin! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers – they tend to explode when overfed. See you there!

SisStealsCarNoWifeyMad

brother-in-law, car borrowing, Car Insurance, car payments, car sharing, car usage, Communication, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Family Values, financial responsibility, marital conflict, medical bills, sibling relationship, sibling support, SisStealsCarNoWifeyMad, Trust, trust issues, wife’s permission

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Emeralds Found:	8079	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in family values, like letting your sister borrow your car without your wife’s permission! 🚗💨

🌟 Join us and experience the thrill of lending your virtual vehicles to your pixelated siblings, all while navigating the treacherous terrain of relationship drama! 💔

🚙 Who needs a brand-new EV when you can drive a 2023 Kia Forte with only 3k miles in the world of blocks and mobs? 🤷‍♂️

🌈 Our server is a safe space for cosigning leases, surviving brain cancer, and making questionable financial decisions in the name of sibling solidarity! 💸

💥 So come on over and build your own drama-filled adventure in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your spouse’s patience)! 🤪🎮

Join us now and let’s drive into the sunset of chaos together! 🌅🚗 #MinecraftFamilyDramaServer

CraftyHostageDaughter

Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostageDaughter, DAUGHTER, Deal, Diplomacy, family, foreign policy, Government, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Netanyahu, political maneuvering, political strategy, Politics

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

So like, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where the players are like, sooo obsessed with building stuff and having fun that they don’t even care about real life drama? It’s like, the perfect escape from all the political nonsense and hostage situations going on in the world.

Join us on this server and you’ll be able to build the craziest structures, mine for diamonds like a boss, and even ride on magical unicorns (okay, maybe not the last part, but you get the idea). Plus, the community is so chill and friendly that you’ll forget all about Netanyahu and his political shenanigans.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave all that real life drama behind and join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building awesome stuff. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

EcoWarriorCraft

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate science, climate skeptics, climate solutions, consensus, Defeat, denialists, EcoWarriorCraft, Environment, global warming, greenhouse gases, proven wrong, renewable energy, Science

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Divine Spears Created:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10

join our epic minecraft server where we have the power to defeat global warming! yea, you heard right, we are saving the planet one block at a time. our players are so cool, they can make the sun shine brighter and the oceans cooler just by mining diamonds.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs instead of exploding.

if you join our server, you’ll be part of the most elite group of players who are on a mission to make the world a better place, one pixel at a time. plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

so come on, join us and be a hero in the fight against global warming. who knew saving the planet could be so much fun?

CysteineCraft: Beyond Proteinopathy

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	161
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

hey u, yeah u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other, it’s like a magical land where trioxidized cysteine and aging come together to create a whole new world of possibilities! forget about boring old proteinopathic paradigms, we’re all about pushing boundaries and exploring the unknown!

join us and embark on a wild adventure where u can build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. but be warned, things can get a little crazy around here. one time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant mushroom just by sneezing! true story, bro.

so if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, then come on over and join the fun! who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans await u in this trioxidized cysteine-infused world. see u there, adventurer!

Desync SMP – Where Vanilla is just a flavor, 1.21 whytelist not included

Active, AntiCombatLog, apply, Community, Coreprotect, desync, Discord, Europe, flavor, gameplay, Included, Landclaims, long term, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, smp, Survival, teleports, Tpa, Trust, Vanilla, Whitelist, whytelist, world

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Animals Bred:	84
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Vanilla gameplay: No Landclaims, TPA or any teleports
Long-term world: We want to try keeping this world active and alive for a long time.
Only anti-rulebreak plugins: Coreprotect and AntiCombatLog

We are currently looking for Europe players to have minimal lag and high activity at the same timezones.

The Sync SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community in the making. We’re crafting a vanilla, trust-based survival world where there are no land claims, just trustworthy players and a nice community.

Interested? Apply to join on our Discord here: https://discord.gg/2qfNRBKfk2

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server whitelist-only?	Yes, we are a whitelist-only server. To join, you need to apply on our Discord.
What plugins do you have on the server?	We only have Coreprotect and AntiCombatLog plugins for anti-rulebreak purposes.
Are there any land claims on the server?	No, we do not allow land claims on our server.
Do you have any teleportation features?	No, we do not have TPA or any teleportation features on the server.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are currently looking for Europe players to minimize lag and increase activity in the same timezones.

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

achievement, Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, celebration, Champion, Conquer, Conquering, excel, First Place, Minecraft, No. 83376068, Number One, Overcome, Party, prevail, Server, Succeed, success, Top, triumph, triumphant, Victory, winner, winning

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mines Excavated:	3687
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Void Armor Forged:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Animals Bred:	85

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Diamond of Doom, rumored to be guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim this treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama! Legend has it that this funky creature can drop the most epic loot you’ve ever seen, but only if you can defeat it in a dance-off first.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, when you’re facing off against a giant zombie wearing a tutu, anything can happen.

JoblessJenny in Minecraft SMP

Chef, culinary arts, culinary expertise, culinary history, culinary skills, cultural cuisine, female chef, female leadership, food preparation, indigenous cuisine, Job, JoblessJenny, Minecraft, occupation, smp, traditional cooking, tribal chef, tribal culture, tribal leadership, tribal society, tribal traditions, Vulvani tribe

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky faces? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us and become part of the legendary Vulvani tribe, where our chef is rumored to be a master at cooking up the most delicious dishes in all of Minecraft. Who knew that pixelated food could taste so good?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this secret stash and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a pet llama named Larry who can spit at griefers and trolls, keeping our server safe from any unwanted troublemakers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MomzRWeird Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, concern, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural norms, discomfort, family dynamics, husband, Inappropriate Behavior, living situation, mental health, Minecraft, MomzRWeird, mother-in-law, personal space, relationship, seduction, Server, underwear

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	New Chunks Explored:	909245
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mother-in-law leaving her underwear all over the place? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question what’s normal and what’s not, just like the situation with your mother-in-law. We promise you’ll never see underwear in the same way again after joining our server.

And if you think you’re the only one with mental issues, think again! Our server is filled with players who will make you feel right at home, no matter how weird you think you are.

So come join us for a gaming experience that’s more bizarre than your mother-in-law’s dancing in the living room. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike leaving your underwear all over the bathroom)!