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Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

Cheesy, craving, Creative, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Entertainment, Food, humor, Imaginative, last 2 nights, late night, Minecraft, mouth watering, pizza, PizzaSliceTales, politely, satisfying, Server, slice, storyteller, storytelling, SUMMONING, Witty

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Votes:	1509
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Runes Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Arsenal, dryer, firearms, firepower, futuristic, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., Guns, GunToting, madness, Minecraft, QUEENS, Sci Fi, Technology, update, weapon customization., weapon hotkeys

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

aid, Assistance, blocks, Brazil, cold countries, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Donating, France, frozen, Geopolitics, greece, Hearts, Humanitarian Aid, India, international relations, Israel, italy, mexico, solidarity, spain, Support, Ukraine, Warm

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Towns Built:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Farms Harvested:	629

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

Balmung, Benchmark, Cannibal Holocaust, Crafting meetup, CraftyCrafterz, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Goblet Ward, JJK Meetup, Linkshells, lol, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Spooky Club, The Crystalline Mean, XIV, Zalera

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Emeralds Found:	5538
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Votes:	5686	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Crafty Deplorables: MAGA-free Minecraft Madness

Bigotry, controversial, Crafty, David Duke, deplorables, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, hate, Ideology, intolerance, KKK, madness, MAGA, MAGAfree, Minecraft, nazi, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, subhuman, Untermensch, White Supremacy

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where MAGA supporters are considered subhuman (Untermensch)! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of MAGA supporters tried to join our server and the next thing you know, they were transformed into pixelated zombies! That’s right, our server has magical powers that can turn anyone with MAGA ideals into virtual undead creatures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so anti-MAGA that even the KKK and David Duke would feel out of place here. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other!

VolcanoCraft: Where lava flows and creepers explode!

CREEPERS, current events, disaster management, emergency response, eruption alert, explode, flows, geological events, geology, Indonesia, Indonesia eruption alert, Indonesia news, Indonesia volcano, lava, natural disaster, News, volcanic activity, volcanic activity alert, volcanic ash, volcanic eruption, volcanic eruption news, volcanic eruption update, volcano alert, volcano eruption, VolcanoCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	87	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Forget about real-life volcanoes, come join our Minecraft server where you can witness epic volcano eruptions every hour on the hour! Watch as lava spews everywhere and try not to get burned to a crisp while you build your dream base right next to the fiery action. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos right at your fingertips? Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge of a volcano without any of the actual danger!

KawaiiCraft – Where Cuties Rule the World

Athy, Auri Lunami, Charlotte Suzu, Cuties, EONIA, Ephemira, esl, general, Hanamizuki, Heaven, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, Kawaii, kawaii Friends, KawaiiCraft, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, live concert, Lua Asuka, Meimi Majokko, merchandise, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, Nene’s pet crustacean Kani, novamore, phase connect, Pixelink, Prism, production, Ran Tsukiha, Rei Tadano, Reina Sun, Reina’s pet crustacean Ebi, rule, Shee Icho, song covers, TaiShabel Tonya, Tomoe Carmine, tsunderia, V&U, world, Yuno Hanaki

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Buildings Constructed:	36	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us for a wild ride filled with kawaii madness and virtual concerts that will blow your mind. Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, and Nene Amano. These pixelated divas will serenade you with their enchanting voices and make you question reality itself.

And if that’s not enough, we have a whole squad of kawaii friends ready to team up with you. From Prism to Tsunderia, our alliances will dominate the virtual world like never before. Plus, don’t forget about Reina’s pet crustacean Ebi and Nene’s pet crustacean Kani – they’re the real MVPs of this server.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to get too lost in the virtual world – you might never want to leave!