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SisterShakeUp Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness and car safety above all else! Just like the OP’s car, we keep our server squeaky clean and free of any dirty hippy feet (or griefers)!Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the ultimatum given to the sister – feet up equals no ride, and griefing equals no entry to our server!
We may not have airbags to protect you, but we do have a supportive community ready to laugh, shake their heads, and offer a helping hand when needed. Just remember, listen to the rules and warnings, or you might end up injuring your face with your knees (metaphorically speaking)!
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where being heartless and a shitty brother is not allowed, but having a blast and creating amazing memories is encouraged! Just don’t forget to keep those stank feet off the dash!
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NaziCraft: Where Israel’s antics are more predictable than creepers exploding!
Are you tired of dealing with drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic creations! Plus, we have a strict “no Nazi behavior” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any fascist shenanigans ruining your fun. Join us and let’s build a world where everyone can play peacefully together! -
Underwhelming Boss Battle
Are you tired of boring old boss fights that leave you feeling meh? Well, look no further because on our server, the boss fights are so underwhelming that you’ll actually feel OVERWHELMED by the lack of challenge! Seriously, our Ender Dragon just sits there knitting scarves and our Wither boss is more interested in starting a book club than fighting. Join us for the most hilariously lackluster boss fights you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that our Creeper boss has a secret talent for breakdancing…don’t miss out on the fun! -
USA Mock Gov: Where the lava flow is more predictable than real politics
Welcome to FreedomCraft!
Server IP Soon! Overview FreedomCraft is an American-themed government roleplay server where players can own businesses, run for governor of their state, and much more. On FreedomCraft you can connect with any version from 1.20.1 to 1.20.6. FreedomCraft offers a modern American setting and a detailed map of real-life America. Important Links Discord Link: https://discord.gg/freedomcraftmc FAQ
1. What versions of Minecraft can I connect with on FreedomCraft?
Answer: You can connect with any version from 1.20.1 to 1.20.6 on FreedomCraft.
2. Can players own businesses on FreedomCraft?
Answer: Yes, players can own businesses on FreedomCraft.
3. Is there a detailed map of real-life America on FreedomCraft?
Answer: Yes, FreedomCraft offers a detailed map of real-life America.
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GossipBlockerCraft
Are you tired of all the drama and gossip in your current Minecraft server? Join our server where we have zero tolerance for lazy players and drama queens! We only care about one thing – building epic structures and surviving in the wild!Our server is run by a 17-year-old Minecraft genius who also happens to be a certified nursing assistant in real life. He will take care of all your virtual needs, from assisting with daily tasks like mining and crafting to cooking up some delicious virtual meals.
Forget about the toxic environment of other servers, join us and experience a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of lazy players who couldn’t handle our high standards. Will you be brave enough to face them and prove your worth?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show us what you’re made of! Just remember, no gossiping allowed – unless it’s about how awesome our server is!
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NoSleepCraft
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture? Look no further, because our server is guaranteed to keep you up all night (in a good way)!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes while riding on the back of a flying pig. Or how about mining for diamonds in a world where the ground is made of cheese?
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. So if you’re tired of snoozefest servers and want to join a community of hardcore gamers who thrive on chaos and madness, then come on over and see if you can handle the insanity. Just make sure to stock up on coffee, because once you join, you won’t want to sleep ever again!
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KoolCraft: Not Your Average Flavor Aid
come join our epic minecraft server, where we serve kool-aid that will make you fly like a majestic unicorn! jim jones used flavor aid, but we upgraded to the good stuff. our kool-aid is so powerful, it will give you superpowers in the game. you’ll be able to build a castle in seconds and defeat the ender dragon with just one punch.not only that, but our server is filled with friendly players who will help you conquer the minecraft world. we have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you laugh until you cry.
so what are you waiting for? join our kool-aid fueled minecraft server and become a legend in the gaming world. just remember, once you taste our kool-aid, there’s no going back.
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PhoenixSMP: The Server where Creepers have better economic skills than you
Phoenix Minecraft Server Overview
Server Rules Must be 16 or older No xray No stealing or use of private farms (w/o permission) No griefing of any sorts Keep the community positive, any issues with others should be dealt with out of server Know your limits, watch your lag Server Features Custom and Harder End Dimension Custom Armor and Weapons Proximity Chat Compatible Player Warps & Teleports Calendar Synced Seasons Economy Based Server Custom Portal Shapes Player Jobs & Shops MCMMO Useful Links
Apply Today!
Interested in joining us? Pre-launch applications are now OPEN! Head over to our website to apply! Our doors are always open <3