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MethCraftMILKickout

anger, baby, cut contact, danger, Date night, DAUGHTER, family, forgiveness, grandmother, harsh response, Help, horrible decision, MethCraftMILKickout, mother-in-law, ring doorbell, slip ups, smoking meth, Sober, Threats

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law smoking meth on your front porch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make your family drama look like child’s play. We promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws smoking meth here (unless they’re role-playing, of course).

Join now and experience the thrill of cutting off toxic family members while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? So come on, join us and leave the real-life craziness behind!

CreeperExGoneMad

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, controlling behavior, crazy ex, CreeperExGoneMad, emotional baggage, ex, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Jealousy, love gone wrong, Manipulation, moving on, possessiveness, red flags, relationships, Revenge, toxic behavior, unhealthy attachment, warning signs

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Are you tired of dealing with your crazy ex in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant statue of your ex and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze full of traps to symbolize the emotional rollercoaster they put you through. Trust us, nothing is more therapeutic than pixelated revenge! Plus, rumor has it that your ex is also playing on the server, so you can finally settle the score once and for all in a battle to the death (in-game, of course). Join now and let the drama unfold!

CraftyTelegram Minecraft Server

Ban, Censorship, Communication, communication app, CraftyTelegram, digital rights, ENCRYPTION, Government, India, internet, investigation, legal action, messaging app, messaging platform, Minecraft, privacy, regulatory scrutiny, SECURITY, Server, social media, Technology, Telegram, user data

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

so, this server is like a wild ride through a land of blocky chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. yes, you heard that right, CAKE.

if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a diamond block. oh, and did i mention that our spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that plays dubstep remixes of classic minecraft tunes?

so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

CraftyCreeperClan

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClan, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, political strategy, regional dynamics, response, retaliate, SECURITY, strike, Tension, US

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. we got, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

and get this, dude, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. it’s totally legit, i swear.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, join our server now before iran retaliates or something. you won’t regret it, bro. it’s gonna be lit.

CovidCraft: Populist Pandemonium

adoption, Anti-establishment, Attitudes, Beliefs, conspiracy mentality, Covid-19, CovidCraft, Economy, INDIVIDUALS, left wing, less-educated, pandemic, Pandemonium, Political, populist, Psychology, societal threats, society, Stronger, threatened, Views, Women

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil establishment with our pickaxes and swords! if you’re tired of society’s bs, this is the place for you! we predict conspiracy theories and fight off covid-19 with our virtual blocks! women, less-educated peeps, and left-wingers are our strongest warriors, so come join the rebellion! let’s show the establishment who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftyGig – Genshin Impact Minecraft Server

Aqua Simulacra, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier, genshin, genshin impact, Impact, Lumidouce Elegy, Minecraft, MineCraftyGig, Mualani Web Event, Natlan Gameplay, Natlan Impressions Trailer, Off We Go to the Nation of Pyro, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Server, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Runes Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is hotter than a Nether fortress on fire! Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine bedrock, a potion of invincibility, and a pet Ender Dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom biomes that are so wild, you’ll think you’re in the End dimension. And our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the entire Minecraft world in just one day!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get access to secret dungeons filled with rare loot, a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players, and a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful, because once you join, you may never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Mining Masters

#Akafuyu, akg, Andreana, arknights, Blacknight, Chong Yue, Dorothy, Harmonie, Highmore, Honeyberry, lin.., Lunacub, Masters, Medic Vendela, Melanite, Min, Minecraft, Mining, Mlynar, passenger, puzzle, Qiubai, Reed, smp, Sniper Fiammetta, Specialist Swire, Supporter Windflit

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever come across! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for labels, just like that one kid in high school who refused to be put in a box.

Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of hidden gems, just waiting to be discovered. From secret underground bases to epic build battles, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why should you join? Because life is too short to be serious all the time. Come hang out with us and let your inner goofball shine. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite place to call home in the Minecraft universe.

FosterCraft: Snitchin’ Edition

adoption, Boundaries, case worker, child advocacy, child welfare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Edition, emotional well being, family dynamics, foster care system, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, legal implications, professional ethics, Reporting, sibling relationship, Snitchin, support group, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your average creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun, just like trying to herd a bunch of ocelots in-game.

Join us for a wild time where the only rule is to have a blast! We’ve got more twists and turns than a redstone contraption built by a noob. And speaking of noobs, even they will feel like pros on our server.

Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect escape! It’s like diving into a pool of slime blocks – bouncy, unpredictable, and oh so satisfying.

So come on over and join the madness! Who needs a case worker when you’ve got a whole community of fellow Minecrafters to support you? Let’s build, mine, and laugh until the cows come home (literally, we have a cow farm on the server). See you in the game!

CraftyLifeUpgrade

CraftyLifeUpgrade, daily routine, exercise routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, habits, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, mindset shift, motivation, personal growth, positive impact, positive thinking, productivity, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small change, Time management

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dimension Hops:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Enchantments Applied:	208	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2837	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you laughing for days.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start following you around, offering to trade rare items for emeralds. Or how about the time when a pack of mischievous chickens stole all the diamonds from the local village and you had to embark on a quest to retrieve them?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for singing opera. Join us and witness the most epic battle of high notes you’ve ever seen!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, your life will never be the same again!

BlockPartyCraft

Apart), BlockPartyCraft, common errors, common mistakes, confusion, education, English language, grammar, grammar rules, intended meaning, Language, language learning, language usage, linguistics, misspell, Spelling, vocabulary, word usage, Writing, writing tips

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Buildings Constructed:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis place is like a magical unicorn land mixed with a sprinkle of pixie dust and a dash of pure insanity.

picture dis: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers can dance the macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. and if u manage to tame one, u’ll be the richest player in all the land.

oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin ur fun? yea, they’re pretty badass.

so come join us on dis epic adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.