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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 5632 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
