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Organic Knife Minecraft Server

artisanal craftsmanship, chefs knife, cooking utensil, culinary equipment, Digitally, Durable, food preparation, HANDCRAFTED, high quality, kitchen accessory, kitchen tool, kitchenware, knife, long-lasting, Minecraft, organic, precision cutting, Russian, Server, sharp knife, stainless steel, tainting, unique design

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9817	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and you’ll be equipped with an organic sharp knife that is specifically designed for taking down Russian digitally. Yes, you heard that right! No more dealing with pesky Russian hackers ruining your gaming experience. With our special knife, you’ll be able to defend yourself and your creations like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where everything is made of cheese. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MomLied Minecraft Server

age, Birthday, Conflict, Cooking, Correction, dad, DISRESPECTFUL, elders, family, Fool, international school, lying.., Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, MomLied, nicely., opportunities, private school, Server, Stepfather, Talk, westernized, Withdrawal

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from the crazy family dynamics like the one described above.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone telling you to drop out of school or cook for them against your will. Instead, you can focus on creating epic structures and exploring the vast landscapes of our Minecraft world.

And don’t worry about anyone accusing you of being “Westernized” or disrespectful of your elders. In fact, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some awesome builds!

ChunkyCraft

anniversary, body image, Breakup, children, ChunkyCraft, Confrontation, DATING, emotional response, ex, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, family event, husband, messy breakup, public event, relationship, reunion, self esteem, Social Interaction, weight gain, Wife

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6341	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	127	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s dirty tank top? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is like a fancy event with your ex and his dad, except instead of awkward encounters, you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. And don’t worry, we promise our players smell much better than that hoodie-wearing ex.

Just like finding true love after a messy breakup, you’ll find a new home on our server where you can create lasting memories and friendships. Who needs an ex when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to support you?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughing too hard at the ridiculousness of it all. And remember, on our server, everyone is a winner – except maybe that ex’s wife. But hey, that’s just part of the fun!

UnbotheredAF in Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, inner peace, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, positive mindset, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assertiveness, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-validation, smp, UnbotheredAF

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59

Are you tired of caring about what others think of you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as you build giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. Who needs validation from others when you can have a whole server worshiping your pixelated likeness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our SMP is actually run by a group of sentient chickens who have mastered the art of redstone. That’s right, these clucking geniuses have created elaborate traps and puzzles for players to navigate, all in the name of chicken domination. Will you rise to the challenge and outsmart our feathered overlords, or will you be pecked to oblivion?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and join a server where anything goes, come on down to our SMP and leave your cares at the door. Who needs approval when you can have a blast blowing up your friends’ houses with TNT cannons? Let the madness begin!

BlockyBedBuddies

BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, growth, Intimacy, lessons learned, never again, past experiences, personal limits, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Self Respect, self-care, self-empowerment, sexual boundaries, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual regrets

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	735
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to avoid ever having to deal with a creeper again – both in-game and in the chat! Our moderators have special powers to ban any creepers trying to ruin your fun.

We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches… with diamond swords, of course! The winner gets a special prize – a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow you around and oink compliments at you all day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever!

ShamWowCraft: Baron-Cohen Approved!

#endorsement, APPROVED, Backlash, BaronCohen, BBC, celebrity endorsement, controversy, criticism, Disaster, Disgusting, Ethics, headline, Journalism, Majdal Shams, Media, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Outrage, Sacha Baron-Cohen, ShamWowCraft, social commentary, Syrian conflict

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Divine Spears Created:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a maze that is so confusing, even the Ender Dragon got lost in it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet that shoots out fireworks every time you flush it.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life! but be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

MinecraftMMMadness

Addictive, artificial colors, branding, candy, childhood memories, Chocolate, Colorful, confectionery, DELICIOUS, flavor, iconic, indulgence, Marketing, MinecraftMMMadness, Mms, Popular, RAINBOW, snack, sweets, Treat, Uniform

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	112276
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

CoalMineCraft Server

canary in the coal mine, CoalMineCraft, game analysis, game design, game development, game evolution, game feedback, game innovation, Game Mechanics, game narrative, game testing, game trends, gaming industry, immersive gameplay, interactive storytelling, MODERN, player experience, Server, Single player, user engagement, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8988
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the canary in the coal mine for modern single player game design – except instead of warning you of danger, it’s warning you of how awesome we are!

Join our server and experience gameplay so epic, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper trying to explode. We’ve got custom mods that turn pigs into flying unicorns and zombies into disco dancers. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and enchanted gear.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every Friday night we host a virtual dance party in our pixelated nightclub where you can show off your best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the most outrageous gaming experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: ReyLuckyManiac

619, high-flying moves, Lucha Libre, lucky man, masked wrestler, Mexican wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestler, rey mysterio, Rey Mysterio high-flying moves, Rey Mysterio is lucky, Rey Mysterio Jr., Rey Mysterio lucha libre, Rey Mysterio lucky, Rey Mysterio lucky man, Rey Mysterio masked wrestler, Rey Mysterio wrestler, Rey Mysterio WWE, ReyLuckyManiac, smp, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness goes down! Join us for a chance to see Rey Mysterio himself battling creepers and zombies with his signature wrestling moves! Rumor has it that he once suplexed an Ender Dragon into the void! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with all the mobs. So why wait? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft SMP around!

CreeperDadExposedLOL

babysitter, building maintenance, condo building, council member, CreeperDadExposedLOL, Drama, Duty, English language barrier, Father, friendship, Harassment, inappropriate texts, marriage issues, Newcomer, sexting, sexual harassment, Small children, strata council, Warning, Wife, young woman

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mines Excavated:	3082

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where the strata council is always on the lookout for inappropriate texts! Witness the epic showdown between a resident and a cleaner over some scandalous messages. Will the wife find out about the sexting shenanigans? Will the building be torn apart by this juicy gossip? Join now to find out and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there! Who knew building maintenance could be so scandalous?

Creeper-in-Chief2020

administration, America, Analysis, controversial, CreeperinChief2020, Damage, DIVISIVE, Economy, Government, historical, History, Impact, leadership, Legacy, modern president, perspective, policies, Politics, post WW2, society, united states

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6765	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Votes:	5367	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we debate the most pressing issues of our time, like which modern president (post WW2) has caused the most chaos in America! Join us and argue your case for why President Spongebob Squarepants is the true culprit behind all the country’s problems.

Our server is filled with conspiracy theories and wild accusations, so come prepared to defend your favorite president, whether it’s President Pikachu or President Kanye West. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind the lizard people controlling the government!

So come on down to our server and let’s unravel the mysteries of American politics together, one block at a time. Just watch out for the creepers, they might be government spies in disguise!