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Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

bathroom break, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, bathroom sounds, bathroom surprise, big, big dump, comedic relief, comedic timing, dump, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gross, Minecraft, prrrrrrrrrrt, Smelly, smp, Steaming, STINKY, Surprise, toilet humor, unexpected

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Blessed Women Minecraft Server

Admiration, appreciation, Blessed, Blessing, Duality, empowerment, equality, female leaders, female power, feminism, Gratitude, Influential women, inspirational women, love, Minecraft, role models, Server, Strong Women, Support, Women, women in society, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are worshipped like goddesses and duality reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?

NoHateJustCraft Minecraft SMP

Belorussian, bulgarian, Czech, hard L pronunciation, language cases, language challenges, language diacritics, language difficulties, language loanwords, language pronunciation., language simplicity, linguistic features, long vowels, Minecraft, NoHateJustCraft, palatalized R, Polish, Serbo-Croatian, Slavic languages, smp, soft L pronunciation, U to I shift, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Slavic languages with their confusing grammar rules and difficult pronunciations? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

Join us and experience the thrill of shifting vowels, merging letters, and pronouncing palatalized R’s like a pro. Forget about cases and diacritics, we keep it simple and fun in our world.

And don’t even get us started on those long vowels and pesky loanwords. We’ve got a whole new language system that will have you laughing and learning at the same time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of linguistic hilarity!

CapybaraWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Beginner, CapybaraWorld, CASE, donation, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crops Grown:	9737
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7927	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

The best beginner server for anarchy, for 5 hours of play a free donation case.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

attractive, backstory, character depth., character design, Character development, character evolution, creative opportunities, exhentai, Fan art, fan favorite, fan fiction, Fandom, lewds, long-standing character, Minecraft, mysterious past, PALS, PIXEL, pixiv, popular character, porn, Server, unexplored potential, untapped potential

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4358	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an attractive, decently popular character who has been around for years. But get this – her whole backstory is practically begging to have some spicy fan-made content made about her. And yet, there is not a single piece of lewd art to be found anywhere! It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved, a challenge for the bravest of adventurers. So come on over and see if you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous lack of porn on our server!

Unfix Hololive Minecraft SMP – It’s Totally Unfair!

Anime, content creators, digital content, entertainment industry, fan community, Gaming, hololive, innovation, Japanese culture, live performances, Minecraft, online streaming, smp, social media, talent agency, Technology, Totally, UNFAIR, unfix, virtual avatars, virtual idols, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gameplay experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we have a mission to unfix Hololive! Why, you ask? Because the virtual idols have taken over the server and turned everything upside down with their shenanigans!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to undo the chaos caused by Hololive, from building giant statues of anime girls to battling virtual zombies controlled by the idols themselves. But beware, the idols are always watching and ready to prank unsuspecting players with their mischievous antics.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness, come join our Minecraft SMP and help us unfix Hololive once and for all!

Sunrise Squad Minecraft Server

America, Campaign, Candidate, CONSERVATIVE, decision, Democracy, election, finna, leader, Minecraft, morning, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, REPUBLICAN, Server, sp, squad, sunrise, Support, Today, trump, Usa, Vote, Voting

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Crops Grown:	9233	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and voting for Trump actually makes you a Minecraft master! That’s right, on our server, every time you vote for Trump, your mining skills increase tenfold and you gain the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of political satire. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

ableism, arent, Campaign, Candidate, controversy, debate, decision, Democracy, disability, discrimination, election, Government, insult, leadership, Minecraft, opinion, orange, orange retard, Political Correctness, Politics, Presidential election, retard, smp, Vote, Voting

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

Lanas, Life, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Void Armor Forged:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	203
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Lana is a talented artist and designer who has a passion for creativity and innovation. With a background in fashion design, Lana has worked with various high-profile clients and companies to bring her unique vision to life. In her spare time, Lana enjoys traveling, exploring different cultures, and experimenting with new artistic mediums. She strives to continue pushing the boundaries of creativity and inspiring others through her work.

Kami Has Left Japan Minecraft Server

Adventure, Departure, Farewell, Goodbye, Japan, Journey, KAMI, Kami’s adventure, Kami’s departure, Kami’s farewell, Kami’s journey, Kami’s new chapter, Kami’s travel., Leaving Japan, left, Minecraft, Moving, new beginning, saying farewell, saying goodbye, Saying goodbye to Japan, Server, travel

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Votes:	9849
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Welcome to a Minecraft server where Kami, the Japanese deity, has left Japan and decided to set up shop in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to build shrines in their honor and receive blessings for your pixelated adventures.

Our server is filled with mystical creatures like pixelated dragons and ninja villagers who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a kimono, Kami will grant you three wishes!

But beware, there are also mischievous kitsune running amok, stealing blocks and causing chaos. Only the bravest and most skilled players can outsmart these tricksters and earn their respect.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky yokai). Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Kami has left Japan!