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Sugar Mama Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of dating normal women who can’t even afford to buy you a diamond sword in Minecraft? Join our SMP where all the players are sugar mommas ready to spoil you with riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to young girls who can’t even mine diamonds properly and hello to a life of luxury and endless resources. Who needs love when you can have a sugar momma who will shower you with enchanted gear and build you the most epic base imaginable? Join now and level up your dating game to epic proportions!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1291
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluckington.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its fruity powers?

Join now for the chance to participate in our epic monthly llama races, where players ride on the backs of speedy llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying squids. It’s a race like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Breed Me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take breeding to a whole new level! Join us in our quest to create the ultimate bara creatures through selective breeding and genetic manipulation.

Our last thread got so wild, with players creating bara beasts that could bench press a mountain and crush their enemies with a single flex. Check out our tagmap to see all the bara monstrosities that have been unleashed upon our world.

If you’re into writefaggotry, we’ve got plenty of stories about the epic battles and steamy romances that have unfolded on our server. From forbidden bara love affairs to intense bara breeding competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about any pesky shitposts ruining your experience – we’ve got a top-of-the-line shitpost filter to keep things classy and bara-tastic. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and see if you have what it takes to create the ultimate bara masterpiece!

Pixel Pajeet’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Potions Brewed:	55	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and experience a wild world of pajeet diversity like you’ve never seen before! From rainbow-colored skin to giant googly eyes, our players come in all shapes and sizes. It’s like a melting pot of craziness, just like the good ol’ US of A. So why settle for bland when you can join the most visually stimulating server out there? Come on in and let your pajeet flag fly high!

Watcha guys watching tonight? Minecraft SMP: 2001 Vibes

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Well look no further, because our server is the ultimate comedy show of the Minecraft world!

Join us for insane shenanigans like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats, organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses, and staging elaborate pranks that will leave your fellow players scratching their heads in confusion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic wrestling matches this side of the Nether. Forget about boring old AEW, our players put on shows that will have you on the edge of your seat, cheering for your favorite blocky wrestler as they take on their opponents in the ring of fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughs, chaos, and epic battles that will leave you begging for more!

Evolved Pixels Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, get ready to take the next step in evolution with our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly grew wings and started flying around like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And that’s not all – they also gained the ability to shoot fireballs from their hands and summon an army of friendly creepers to do their bidding. All because they joined our server!

But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will also grant you the power to turn any block into a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure gold?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity! Who needs reality when you can have rainbow unicorns and diamond chickens, am I right?

Club Supporter No Personality Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their personality disappeared! They were left with nothing but their undying love for our server and all the shenanigans that come with it.

Join us if you want to be part of a club where your personality is optional and chaos is mandatory. Build epic structures, engage in intense PvP battles, and maybe even uncover the secret of the missing personalities. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to solve the mystery and become a legend in our server’s history.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and a touch of absurdity, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos!

Block Butt Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	188	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Are you tired of censorship in Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can proudly show off your character’s butt without any restrictions! We believe in freedom of expression, even if it’s in block form.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Build giant butt statues, create butt-themed mini-games, the possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, a mysterious block that grants incredible powers to those who find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come on over and join us for some cheeky fun (pun intended)! Let’s show the world that butts deserve to be seen in all their blocky glory.

Alt sM P Minecraft SMP: Death is Near

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	170
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Farms Harvested:	235
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance crew. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to “Creeper, Aw Man.”

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. You never know when you might stumble upon their secret meetings in the mines.

3. Our server is so advanced that we have flying pigs as our main mode of transportation. Forget horses, pigs are the new way to travel in style.

4. The End dimension is actually a giant disco party where Endermen show off their best dance moves. Who knew they had such killer dance skills?

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and be prepared for the craziest adventures of your life! Just remember, crypto is our currency of choice because why not add some more chaos to the mix?

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’s got jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll respawn in real life!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and glowstone dance floors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.