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CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server
anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING
Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!
Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

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PutinCraft2025
April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations
so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”
we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.
plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

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5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1
1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning
Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.
Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.
Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

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GameAddictMC SMP
console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.
But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?
So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

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New Server IP
CraftyPhoneLand
Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology
Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.
Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.
But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?
So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

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TempWorld Minecraft server
Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld
Beginner server with great potential!
ANARCHY/PvP/Survival
Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!
temp-world.ru

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New World Consecrated
CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting
New World Consecrated Server Overview
Server Type Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link Join Discord
Time Zone CET (GMT+1)
FAQ
Q: How do I join the server?
A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz
Q: What mods are included in the modpack?
A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.
Q: What is the server time zone?
A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.
Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?
A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

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Pixel Pathways 1.20.4
1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!
You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.
Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.
It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.
Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

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PixelPheromones
AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.
Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

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