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EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ores Mined:	8870	Love Letters Sent:	16
Villages Defended:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7195	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchantments Applied:	216	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Towns Built:	2

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3670	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	679	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Void Armor Forged:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	173	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

PlacentaCraft: Baby Brain Boosters

baby, Boosters, Brain, fetal brain, Fetal development, health, immune activation, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, inflammation, maternal health, maternal immune system, metabolic diseases, microglia, Monitoring, placenta, PlacentaCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnant Women, prenatal care, research, Testing

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Star Shards Collected:	252	Crops Grown:	4265
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Farms Harvested:	113
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES, BUILD EPIC CASTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! WE ALSO HAVE IMMUNE ACTIVATION IN PREGNANT WOMEN! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! PREGNANT WOMEN WITH METABOLIC DISEASES FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!

AND GET THIS, WE HAVE FETAL BRAIN IMMUNE CELLS CALLED MICROGLIA! WHO KNEW BABIES COULD BE SO TOUGH, RIGHT? YOU CAN’T MONITOR MICROGLIA IN THE FETAL BRAIN, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN TEST IMMUNE CELLS IN THE PLACENTA INSTEAD! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET IMMUNE-ACTIVATED, BABY! WOOHOO!