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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 1548 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 92 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 791 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?