| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 6740 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Ores Mined: | 8538 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 104 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 676 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 1720 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 4246 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 264 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Votes: | 6180 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 9958 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?
Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!
So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 6877 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 1784 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 8821 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 150 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 2967 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 1275 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.
and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.
so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 9272 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4092 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 158 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3731 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 5758 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 8157 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)
