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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9586 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately see a player with hair so greasy it could rival a slime block. But wait, there’s more! This player re-wears the same jacket for days on end, creating a unique aroma that will have you questioning your life choices. And don’t even get us started on the teeth as yellow as a block of gold!
But fear not, for this player is on a quest to improve their personal hygiene and you can join in on the fun! Help them wash their hair more than once a week, encourage them to wear deodorant in the scorching Minecraft heat, and maybe even teach them the wonders of toothpaste.
Join now for a server experience like no other! Who needs diamonds and enchantments when you have the thrill of helping a fellow player level up their hygiene game? It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!