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The Secret Minecart Society – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers wear party hats and the pigs ride around on mini motorcycles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken wings for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!

Peaceful Server for gatherings Minecraft server

Community, Comrade, FREE LABOR, Fun, Gaming, gatherings, Minecraft, multiplayer, Peaceful, Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Items Found:	3669
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!

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Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Mines Excavated:	2581	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against the Barber of La Manchaland Outis and FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu in epic battles that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the fact that it’s tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina (spoilers ahead!), we also have a tutorial that is so important, it will change your life forever.

So what are you waiting for? Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, when you’re on our server, expect the unexpected and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. See you there!

Hairy Women Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is that you must have a minimum of three hairy women in your Minecraft skin at all times! Why, you ask? Because hairy women bring good luck and prosperity to your virtual world, of course!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.

So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Chad’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Are you tired of beta males and ugly women crying about feminism and traditional values on other servers? Well, on our server, Chad is the king! He does what he wants and goes along with it, all while the chadwomen cheer him on. Join us if you want to be part of a community where Chad reigns supreme and the beta males and ugly women are left in the dust. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least Chad is having a blast!

Pope-ular Belief Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold weekly dance parties with the Pope himself leading the Electric Slide. Yes, you heard that right, the Pope is a regular on our server and he’s got some sick dance moves. Join us for a chance to boogie down with the holiest of them all and maybe even score a blessing or two while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest Minecraft SMP around and get ready to party like it’s 1499!

Euphonium City Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of Shuuichi’s legendary harem! That’s right, Shuuichi is the ultimate Minecraft player with a harem of loyal followers who will do anything for him. Want to be one of them? Join our server now and prove your loyalty to Shuuichi by building him a palace made entirely out of diamonds! But beware, Shuuichi is a demanding leader and will not hesitate to banish you to the Nether if you don’t meet his standards. So come join the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server out there and become a member of Shuuichi’s harem today!

Why Are Vtubers So Minecraft SMP Shit?

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1965
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	823785	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP server where all the VTubers have come together to create chaos and mayhem! We have VTubers from all over the world, each with their own unique quirks and personalities (except for a select few who are just clones of each other).

Witness insane collaborations and epic battles as these VTubers try to outdo each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps for their fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about lack of effort or originality – our VTubers are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and entertainment. Plus, with the constant drama and rivalries between them, you’ll never be bored.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and witness the wild world of VTubers like never before. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where zombie villagers bust out their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to ride a chicken like a majestic steed.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

System Shock Remake Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	39
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring, slow, dark shooters that lack any excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the complete opposite of that! We’ve turned the game into a ridiculously colorful and fast-paced dungeon crawler that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times.

Forget about maintenance decks being spooky, we’ve got creepers that wear top hats and skeletons that break out into dance routines when you defeat them. Our SMP is a non-stop party filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off.

So why waste your time with boring remakes when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).