PPU Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Astral Projections Made:	4	Towns Built:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	221	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	84

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5680	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	128	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

#Automotive, auto parts, bucket, bucket of steam, comedy, funny, gag gifts, hilarious, humor, inventory, joke products, Mechanics, new guy, Practical Jokes, prank, pranks, Shop, shop supplies, Steam, stores, Tools, Trickery, unexpected items, workplace humor

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Plasma Hole Blasters

astronomical discovery, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, Blasters, Celestial, Cosmic, discovery, emission, Galactic, Gigantic, Hole, jets, Massive, massive black hole, pair, Phenomenon, Plasma, plasma jets, scientific observation, Space, Universe

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Animals Bred:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7761
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Towns Built:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!

Who Should Kelani Jordan Drop The Title To Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Star Shards Collected:	185
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mines Excavated:	1557	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Kelani Jordan is the reigning champion, but who will she drop the title to next? Will it be the mysterious Enderman who always wears a tuxedo? Or maybe the chicken farmer who has a secret underground lair filled with TNT? Join now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!