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CraftyNostalgia

changing interests, childhood favorites, CraftyNostalgia, evolving tastes, forgotten passions, former hobbies, former obsessions, hobbies, interests, letting go, lifestyle changes, moving on, Nostalgia, old habits, past loves, past passions, personal development, personal growth, Self Discovery, shifting priorities

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	287	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Remember the days when you lived and breathed Minecraft like it was your oxygen tank in a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Well, get ready to reignite that fiery passion on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamond blocks. But these weren’t just any ordinary diamond blocks, oh no. These diamond blocks were enchanted with the power of unlimited pizza delivery! That’s right, whenever this player placed one of those enchanted diamond blocks, a pizza would magically appear in their inventory. And not just any pizza, but a pizza with toppings so exotic, it would make Gordon Ramsay weep tears of joy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the cha-cha, and zombies attempting the moonwalk. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you want to experience the thrill of finding enchanted diamond blocks and partying with mobs, then come join our server! Who needs oxygen when you have pizza-powered diamonds and dancing zombies, am I right?

KremlinCraft: No Cuts, Just Blocks

blocks, Cuts, defence spending, defense allocation, defense policy, defense strategy, denial, european union, foreign influence, international relations, KremlinCraft, military budget, military capabilities, military expenditure, Misinformation, national security, nato, Polish government, political tensions, Propaganda, Report, russia, SECURITY

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	28

so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally insane, man. like, the polish government is all up in arms about some report saying they gonna cut 25% of their defense spending. but get this, they blaming it on russia, like what even, bro?

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server, where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house. we got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds.

so, like, forget about politics and come join the fun. who needs defense spending when you got a diamond sword, amirite? come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

OverdraftCraft: No Pay on Holidays!

bank fees, Banking, banking policies, Banks, Federal holidays, fees, finance, financial institutions, financial services, holiday banking, holiday closures, holiday pay, holiday pay policies, holiday scheduling, holidays, money management, overdraft fees, OverdraftCraft, Pay, paycheck delays, paycheck processing, paycheck timing, paychecks

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5151	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Votes:	8394
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Villages Defended:	17

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. u can ride on a chicken and shoot laser beams out of ur eyes. our diamonds are made of chocolate and creepers give u hugs instead of exploding. also, if u join our server, u automatically become best friends with Notch and get free pizza every friday. so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

DOZA Hardcore Minecraft Server

Adventure, Challenging, Community, competitive, DOZA Hardcore, Gaming, hardcore minecraft, hardcore mode, Minecraft, multiplayer, no cheats, No dupes, one life, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Realistic, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

A typical survival with one small thing… You have 1 life…There is only one rule – No cheats or dupes

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TempissCraft Minecraft Server

destroy, en3, fag enablers, forces, fuwamoco, Girls, Hires, hololive, Minecraft, Poisoning, puts, retard, Server, Shill, Show, SITS, skips, Stars, tempdiarrhea, tempiss, TempissCraft, tempoo, Venue, VID

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Crops Grown:	2457
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where we hire temps with explosive diarrhea, skip important events for random reasons, and put on shows in venues that can only fit 3,000 people!

But that’s not all – we haven’t killed off all the stars yet, and we even force our players to shill videos with stars on them. Plus, we have fag enablers who just can’t stop talking about how much they love faggots.

And don’t even get us started on our rival server, Niji shit. We don’t even know the names of those losers because we’re too busy causing chaos and mayhem in our own server. So come join us and be a part of the madness – who knows what outrageous adventures await you in our Minecraft world!

HungerCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, challenge, Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, Entertainment, funny, gameplay, Gaming, HG, humor, hungercraft, internet culture, Let’s Play, meme, Minecraft, popular culture, reaction video, Server, the hunger games, video game, viral

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	125	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the chaos and madness of our world, where anything can happen!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start throwing TNT at you! Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Yes, you heard that right, a CHICKEN with a TOP HAT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mystical creatures called the “First 24”, who are always causing trouble and chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their madness? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

CakeSmash Minecraft Server

AITAH, CakeSmash, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional outburst, emotional response, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, Guilt, household responsibilities, lack of apology, leaving my smashed cake on the ground, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, perfectionism, seeking forgiveness, seeking validation, self-care, Server, sibling dynamics

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Items Found:	1680	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dropping cakes on the floor is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of chaotic kitchen mishaps and emotional meltdowns. Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good cry in the bathroom and have a knack for causing accidental messes.

Experience the thrill of being blamed for everything, just like in real life! Build your own virtual cake only to watch it fall to the ground as your fellow players shout at you for being “stupid and careless.”

But don’t worry, on our server, there’s always a chance for redemption. Will you stand your ground and demand an apology for your fallen cake, or will you run to the bathroom to cry it out like a true Minecraft warrior? The choice is yours!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and chaos of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. And remember, on our server, the messier, the better!

ShopTilUDropCraft

American Eagle, Bath and Body Works, boys trip, DAUGHTER, Fairness, family, Gifts, Gratitude, Happiness, Jealousy, Jeans, Mall, Mascara, Promotion, shopping spree, ShopTilUDropCraft, Siblings, Starbucks, Treats, Ulta, vacation

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating everyone equally… unless they’re on a boys trip to Michigan! Join us for a wild adventure filled with shopping sprees, Bath and Body Works candles, American Eagle jeans, and Starbucks runs.

Experience the thrill of getting your daughter everything she wants while your son is away, only to have him come back and throw a fit because he didn’t get anything. Will you choose sides in this epic family drama? Will you use your promotion for good or for chaos?

Join us now and navigate through the twists and turns of family dynamics in a world where even Minecraft can’t escape the drama! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

CraftySavings Minecraft Server

budgeting tricks, clever shortcuts, cost-effective solutions, CraftySavings, diy projects, efficient learning, financial literacy, frugal living, innovative techniques, life hacks, Minecraft, money management, money saving tips, practical knowledge, productivity hacks, Resourcefulness, Server, smart spending, thrifty tips, Time management, time saving hacks, unique skills, unusual skills

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	5398	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret technique that allows you to find diamonds in just five minutes! How, you ask? Well, let’s just say our resident diamond expert, Diamond Dave, has a special connection with the diamond gods and can summon them at will.

But that’s not all! Have you ever wanted to fly in survival mode? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that gives you the ability to sprout wings and soar through the skies like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And don’t worry about falling to your death – our resident healer, Dr. Enderman, is always on standby to teleport you back to safety.

And if you’re tired of building the same old boring houses, fear not! Our server has a special building contest every week where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, once you see the amazing creations our players come up with, you’ll be inspired to build the Minecraft version of the Taj Mahal.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

PvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvP

Abuse, Atrocity, BETRAYAL, brutality, crime, Cruelty, Disturbing, Evil, harm, heinous, Horror, Inhumanity, perpetrator, PvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvP, Shocking.., Traumatic, unforgivable, Victim, violence, witnessed, worst thing

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Void Gems Collected:	31
Void Armor Forged:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Star Shards Collected:	245
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Have you ever witnessed someone build a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks just to flex on their friends? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic builds, and a community of players who are always up to no good (in the best way possible, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Battle of the Blocks” event, where players compete in epic PvP battles using nothing but…you guessed it, blocks! Will you be the last one standing on a tower made of obsidian? Or will you fall into a pit of lava while trying to build your way to victory? The only way to find out is to join us and experience the chaos for yourself.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, look no further! Join us today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and maybe even a little bit confused. Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!