| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9449 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 7958 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 6136 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7364 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.
And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 9823 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 5993 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | New Chunks Explored: | 983900 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 171 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 1968 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 7593 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 9044 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 6584 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 3026 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 2718 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 379 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3379 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!
So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!
