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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Love Letters Sent:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	New Chunks Explored:	126013
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ores Mined:	4625	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ores Mined:	1717	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Enchantments Applied:	256	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Dragons Tamed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Buildings Constructed:	33	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ores Mined:	4181

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!