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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7664 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!
we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!
so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!