Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Crops Grown:	7706
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Void Armor Forged:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

PlasmaCraftersUnited

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Animals Bred:	43
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as epic as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this player’s crazy family situation.

Need a distraction from your own family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can mine, build, and survive without any pesky parents getting in the way.

Who needs plasma donations when you can earn virtual diamonds and emeralds on our server? Forget about saving up for a new laptop – spend your hard-earned in-game currency on epic gear and weapons instead!

Join now and experience the thrill of defying your parents’ wishes in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs a social security card when you can conquer dungeons and battle monsters with your friends?

Don’t be a leech – be a legend on our Minecraft server! It’s time to show your parents who’s boss in a world where the only rules are the ones you make. See you in-game, adventurer!

GhostlyGamer in Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, beyond the grave, death, GhostlyGamer, Life after death., Minecraft, near death accounts, near death encounters, Near Death Experience, near death exploration, near death insights, near death phenomena, near death reflections, near death revelations, near death stories, near death testimonies, near death visions, near-death research, out-of-body experience, smp, SPIRITUAL, Supernatural

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where dying is just a minor inconvenience? Well, look no further because on our server, death is a wild ride! When you die, you don’t just respawn, oh no. You get transported to the Nether where you have to battle a horde of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you survive, you get a special prize – a diamond carrot! Join us for the thrill of a lifetime and see what lies beyond the grave on our insane Minecraft SMP!

DiscoCraft: Travel back to the 70s!

1970s, 70s, activism, bell bottoms, counterculture, culture, Decade, disco, DiscoCraft, fashion, hippies, History, long tail tags, Music, Nostalgia, polyester, pop culture, roller disco, social movements, travel, vietnam war, Watergate scandal

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Crops Grown:	1913	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve time-traveled straight to the groovy 1970s! Picture this: lava lamps, disco balls, and funky music blasting from every corner. Our pixelated world is a psychedelic paradise where you can build your own lava lamp-inspired skyscraper or boogie down at our virtual disco party.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with disco-dancing zombies who are just dying to meet you. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a time machine that will transport you to a parallel universe where everyone has afros and bell-bottoms.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the far-out vibes of the 1970s while battling disco zombies and rocking the most outrageous fashion trends? Don’t miss out on the trip of a lifetime – join us now and get ready to boogie down like it’s 1970!

VisaRevokedCraft

bangladesh, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, Ex-PM, Exile, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, News, Ouster, Politics, Refugees, Revokes, Seeks Asylum, Sheikh Hasina, US, Visa, VisaRevokedCraft, West

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have SHEIKH HASINA as our VIP player!! she got kicked out of bangladesh but don’t worry, she’s chillin with us now, building epic castles and fighting off creepers like a boss.

we even got a special asylum area for her to hide from those pesky government officials trying to revoke her visa. join now and be part of the drama, the action, the SHEIKH HASINA saga on our server!

plus, we have exclusive quests where you can help her escape to the west and start a new life as a minecraft pro. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game with a real-life political legend. join now and let the adventure begin!

EssayCraft: A.I. Antics

A.I, academic integrity, academic writing, Antics, antiquated, Artificial Intelligence, college system, critical thinking, digital age, education, EssayCraft, essays, higher education, innovation, laziness, learning, Modernization, Plagiarism, research, student behavior, Technology, writing assistance

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

u want a minecraft server that is out of this world? well, look no further cuz this server is run by A.I. that has taken over the world of minecraft!

imagine playing on a server where the mobs are actually controlled by super smart robots. they will hunt you down with precision and strategy like never before.

not only that, but the blocks in this server have a mind of their own. they will rearrange themselves to create intricate mazes and puzzles for you to solve.

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds in this server are actually sentient beings that will follow you around and protect you from harm?

join now for a truly unique and mind-blowing minecraft experience. who needs regular old servers when you can have one run by A.I. that is smarter than any human could ever be?

YAGVSMP – where the only thing spicier than our server is our admins!

Achievements, admins, bedrock, Community, creativity, cross-platform, devices, Edition, Experience, Friends, gameplay, java, Minecraft, Paywalls, Players, Plugins, Server, skill, smp, spicier, Value, Vanilla, world, YAGVSMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	27	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Yet another general vanilla SMP

Cross-Platform Enhanced Vanilla SMP

YAGVSMP offers a vanilla Minecraft experience with quality-of-life plugins that improve your gameplay without compromising the core game. Enjoy a fresh world, friendly community, and a smoother, more enjoyable vanilla experience. Join YAGVSMP today!

Cross-platform means you can join using Java or Bedrock Edition, allowing you to play with friends regardless of their device.

Vanilla Value, No Paywalls!

YAGVSMP is all about the vanilla experience, without the pressure to pay for an edge. Here, everyone thrives on skill and creativity, not credit cards. Our server offers a level playing field where your achievements are a true testament to your dedication.

Built By Players, For Players

YAGVSMP is a community-run server, meaning it’s built and maintained by passionate Minecraft players just like you. We value your input and strive to create a fun and engaging environment for everyone. Our friendly staff is always available to help and ensure everyone has a positive experience.

LINKS & IP

IP	YAGVSMP.brandgrand.rocks
PORT	1310
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/H8a78ErzRx
STORE	https://shop.brandgrand.rocks/#tab_1

FAQ

1. Can I join the server with Java and Bedrock Edition?

Yes, YAGVSMP is a cross-platform server that allows players to join using both Java and Bedrock Edition.

2. Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

No, YAGVSMP is dedicated to providing a fair and balanced gameplay experience without any paywalls or pay-to-win features.

3. Who maintains the server?

YAGVSMP is maintained by a dedicated team of passionate Minecraft players who strive to create a fun and engaging environment for all players.

4. How can I get support if I have any issues on the server?

You can reach out to the friendly staff on the server or join the Discord community for assistance with any issues you may encounter.

Cum Glaze Craft – Minecraft Server

Craft, Cum, faces, faces of friends, Friends, friends you want, friends you want to, glaze, glaze with, glaze with your, glaze with your hot, hot, hot cum, hot cum faces, IRL, irl friends, long tail, Minecraft, Server, tags, Want, you want to glaze, you want to glaze with

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	691
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can glaze the faces of your irl friends with your hot cum! That’s right, forget about building elaborate structures or battling mobs, the real fun is in giving your friends a sticky surprise they won’t soon forget.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a towel or two). Who knows, maybe you’ll become the cum-glazing champion of the server and earn bragging rights among your fellow players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the cum-glazing commence!

AstroWitchReturns Minecraft SMP

Astronauts, AstroWitchReturns, boeing, crew 9, dragon capsule, jeetliner, launch date, Minecraft, NASA, NASA blog, NASA schedule adjustments, Ogre, operational flexibility, smp, space exploration, space mission, Space News, space technology, Space Travel, space travel updates, space witch, spacex, stranded astronaut

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2813
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

🚀🪐 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even NASA had to rearrange their schedule just to accommodate our astronaut and space witch players! Forget about Boeing, they’re officially ogre in our books. Join us for a cosmic adventure like no other, where you can build your own rocket ship and explore the galaxy with your fellow blocky astronauts. Who needs a jeetliner when you can soar through the stars in style on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s blast off into the unknown together! 🌌🔥 #SpaceCraftingMadness

BabysitterSwap Minecraft Server

activities, affordability, affordable, Assessment, autism, babysitter, BabysitterSwap, childcare, Communication, compromise, Crafts, Date night, Decision making, Diagnosis, DoorDash, family, loyalty, Minecraft, NANNY, parenting, Routine, Schedule, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	9151
Void Armor Forged:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as our babysitter, Amelia? Look no further! Our server has been keeping kids entertained for years, just like Amelia has with our own children.

Amelia’s “sweet spot” was 2022-2023, just like our server’s peak was when we first launched. She always had games and activities planned, just like our server always has exciting events and challenges.

But just like Amelia, our server has evolved over time. Sometimes we’re a little late to updates, and we might order DoorDash for ourselves (virtual pizza party, anyone?). But hey, we’re still affordable and full of love for our players.

Join our server and experience the magic of finding someone as good as Amelia for the same price – because who needs a new sitter when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, we promise not to diagnose your kids with anything (unless they’re addicted to mining diamonds, then we might have to intervene). So come on in and let the fun begin!

BlockBucksBrawl

Asshole, BlockBucksBrawl, cigarettes, family, Food, health, Household, income, insurance, mini stroke, MONEY, parents, Priorities, ptsd, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Siblings, stress, Support, Therapy, tight finances

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Towns Built:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of taking care of everyone else’s messes while your own life falls apart? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of reality! We promise no one will ask you for money for cigarettes, because in our virtual world, cigarettes don’t even exist! Plus, our special therapy practice involves building pixelated houses and battling creepers, guaranteed to cure any stress-induced mini strokes. So come join us and leave your real-life problems behind – after all, who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

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