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Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Votes:	6568
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

1b1t

Anarchy

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

play my server plz cuz I am alone everytime in the world can u play with me and plus side this server has no rules so play now its like another version of 2b2t but it is called 1b1t see what I did their the 2s in 2b2t are 1 hahhahahah funny PLZ JOIN

1b1t.org

Mikeland PvE

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

A new twist on Player Vs Environment! With dragon travel, 4 epic mob arenas, mcmmo to keep you competing for high stats (no PvP or griefing of course) and much, much more, Mikeland PvE is sure to keep you hooked for hours at a time! With friendly moderators you won’t want to be anywhere else! So come on and have a play today!

pve.sheen.id.au

Eternal SMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Farms Harvested:	281	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to Eternal SMP! A new whitelisted server with an old server vibe, experienced staff and a fun, drama-free community. A fully vanilla style SMP with as few plugins as possible, only to highlight the fun of the game, not to take away from it. Join our discord server via the link, and apply today!

54.39.196.90:27270

0tx.org

Factions

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Full TNT – No Border – Unlimited Homes – 150gb of bases!

Welcome to 0tx.org! IP: 0tx.org Website: 0tx.org Admin: Cowsook

Join the hundreds of rogue factions, trying to live and mine amongst the chaos. How to play? Create or join a faction, gather players, and build together! Factions are invite only, so ask in chat or better yet – create your own faction and ask new players to join you.

factions.org

Alpha Prison 3.0

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Alpha Prison is a new Prison server with Many Awesome Plugins and multiple goals to achieve! PVP arena Plots Lucky Blocks Plugin Prison Ranks A-Z 5000+ Prestiges 75% Off on /buy And Awesome Custom enchants!!

play.alphaprison.net

Left 2 Die

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Do you like fighting zombies?Do you like griefing? Well come and join our server and kick some zombie butt. Its like a Zombie Apocalypse type gamemode, in which you go around a city filled with all types of creepy creatures and try to survive and thrive. *No White listing needed* On 24/7

L2D.muttsworldmine.com

Cookie Project

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	88	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

This is a non-PVP (we do have a PVP arena However, and a few challenges where high quality prizes are given out for compleating) and non-Grief server, up 24/7. Not handing out staff. We use plugins such as, CoreProtect, world guard, world portal, NoCheat, Iconomy, Towny, LWC, And many more. There is NO hacking allowed on this server either. Come have fun! 😀 Join Quick!

projectcookie.game.nfoservers.com

McSurvival

Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	680
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

A server for survival and hanging out! If you want to apply for staff you can ask me when i’m on and I will quiz you! Have fun! Oh yeah, wash your hands! It’s a good time for it!

mc.naturalone.net

GlassDragon

Creative, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Dedicated server in a 24×7 Datacenter (99.9% uptime). No whitelist. We emphasize creativity in a friendly atmosphere. PVP is restricted to Arenas. No hacks, no xray, no flying, no creative mode. The mods and admin will not spawn items. We try to keep as close to the vanilla experience as possible while adding anti-grief measures and a few extras to enhance the multiplayer world.

server.mcglassdragon.com

Equestrians United

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to Equestrians United! a 1.12.2 equine (survival) horse server! We have fun plugins to make the server smooth and easy to play. Shops, timber, economy and more.

Have fun, Love horses

equestriansunited.mcserver.us