| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 6542 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 80 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9929 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7279 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
The server is only accessible from the launcher!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 1776 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8473 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Plus, our server has a secret potion that can make you invincible in PvP battles – no need to overdose on over the counter pills to escape your woes, just chug this potion and watch as your enemies flee in fear! So come join us and leave your real-life drama behind, because on our server, the only heart attacks you’ll have are from all the excitement of playing on the best Minecraft server ever!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 4949 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 62 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 88 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And guess what? The house attracted a horde of hungry mice who ended up throwing a wild party inside. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even dress up as plain dolls just for fun. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of ours.
So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laughter, join us now! Just post your Steam profile and be prepared for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7924 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 161 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Farms Harvested: | 727 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.
So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 4469 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 127 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 5610 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 2972 | Crops Grown: | 5791 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4229 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.
So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 265 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 151 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Deviate is a Minecraft server focused on the gamemode SoupPVP with a wide variety of features and endless fun. We aim to create one of the best SoupPVP servers out there and also aim to be a server with no corruption and helpful staff.
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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 4494 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Animals Bred: | 74 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Imagine a world where your sim can go on epic adventures, build insane structures, and even get railed in all holes using outrageous mods. It’s a virtual playground where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knows what kind of mischief your sim will get into next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 6135 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 97 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Join us for outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or organizing a sheep fashion show. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
Plus, we have regular events like “Lava Parkour Mondays” and “TNT Cannon Wednesdays” that will test your skills and your sanity. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a team of moderators who are as vigilant as a pack of wolves guarding their territory.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled challenges, then maybe you’re better off building houses in peaceful mode. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!
