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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 1915 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
