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4chan Loser Argument Minecraft Server

4chan, Arguing, Argument, arguments, autistic, Evidence, internet culture, keyboard warrior, Loser, Minecraft, online argument, Online Community, online confrontation, online debate, online discussion, online victory., Pottery, proving a point, Server, SILENT, trolling, Virgin, WOMAN

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Crops Grown:	8441
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	75	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Are you tired of arguing with losers on 4chan? Do you want to flex on them with evidence of your epic conquests? Join our Minecraft server and show off all the virtual babes who want to get with you! We guarantee that all haters will go silent when they see your pixelated harem. Plus, everyone who disagrees with you will be exposed as an autistic virgin. Join now and dominate the virtual world with your undeniable charm and charisma!

Crafty Jomon Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Ancient civilization, archaeology, art, Crafty, cultural identity, dna testing, Exploration, heritage, History, Identity, indigenous, introspection, Japanese culture, Jomon, lineage, Minecraft, Pottery, Questioning, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, tradition

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally become a Jomon warrior! That’s right, forget about crafting swords and armor, now you can craft ancient Japanese pottery and use it to defeat your enemies in epic battles.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to whoever eats it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most Jomon-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life!

MineCraftyFags

bad, consistently, covered pants, cumstain, cut and paste, Dead, deluded, Fags, Game, ghost of tsushima, MineCraftyFags, PC only, Playing, Pottery, shitpost, slurp, snoy, Sony, Trash, ubisoft, vidya

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Chimeras Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of playing with PC only fags who think they’re too good for Minecraft? Join our server where we welcome all gamers, even those who praise the literal Ubisoft cut and paste trash games!

We have a special group of players who are deluded enough to think Ghost of Tsushima is the best game ever made. They consistently shitpost about how Sony is dead and “snoy” is bad. But don’t worry, they also slurp on the cumstain of the shit covered pants of Sony’s vidya and praise it like it’s a masterpiece.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky community to join, look no further! Join our server for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you find players who are so passionate about their love for terrible games? Join us today and become a part of the madness!

Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

ALERT, asylum escapees, asylum room, asylum seekers, CALAMITOUS HAPPENING, catastrophe, Caution, Craft, Crisis, danger, emergency, emperor, Escape, fugitives, illegal immigrants, immigration, Madrid airport, Minecraft, Moroccan, Protection, security breach, Server, unknown location, Urgent

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!

NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN community, Nijisanji EN Discord, NIJISANJI EN Minecraft Server, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN Twitter, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, smp, ttt, xsoleil

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

BabyBlocker2021

BabyBlocker2021, Communication, Controlling, Couples counseling, crisis center, Decision making, Emotional support, emotional well being, Family Planning, manipulative, Marriage, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Professional help, relationship dynamics, self-care, Stability, support network, Therapy, trying for kids

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Love in the Nether – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, adventurous, forbidden love, hidden location, INTIMATE, love, memorable, Minecraft, Nether, offbeat, outdoors, public place, Risky, romantic encounter, secluded, secret spot, smp, spontaneous, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1072	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	295	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	154	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where romance blooms in the most unexpected places! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with roses and heart-shaped blocks. As you explore further, you come face to face with a creeper holding a bouquet of flowers – talk about explosive chemistry! Join our server for a chance to find love in the most unconventional of places and embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a dungeon or have a romantic picnic on top of a volcano. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience love, laughter, and lava on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

MineCraftStressFest

anxiety, Challenges, coping, difficult times, emotional turmoil, life struggles, mental health, mental toughness, Mental Wellbeing, MineCraftStressFest, OVERWHELMING, personal growth, PRESSURE, resilience, self-care, stress, Stress Management, Support, Therapy, tough situations, traumatic experiences

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1756	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Are you tired of real life stress and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about that time you accidentally sent a text to your crush that was meant for your mom. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your new online friends.

Forget about that time you got stuck in an elevator with your ex and their new partner. On our server, you can ride pigs, tame wolves, and even fly on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to stress and hello to fun! Trust us, it’s way better than that time you accidentally wore your shirt inside out to a job interview.

KimJongCraft

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, political rhetoric, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Threats, united states, world affairs

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

so, like, u know how kim jong un is always talkin’ bout nukes and stuff? well, imagine if he had a minecraft server, like whaaat? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while tryin’ to build ur dream house. who needs peace treaties when u can have epic battles in the virtual world, amirite? plus, u can team up with ur friends to take down kim jong un’s evil regime and bring peace to the minecraft universe. join now and show that dictator who’s boss!

Star Space MiniCraft

astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic discoveries, Galactic Research, Mercury’s Orbit, minicraft, Record Discovery, scientific discovery, Space, Space discoveries, space exploration, Space Observation, star, star systems, stellar evolution, stellar formation, Stellar Systems, Three Large Stars, Universe Exploration

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got three large stars locked in a space smaller than mercury’s orbit! like, how even is that possible?! u can mine and build while staring at these giant stars like u in some kinda sci-fi movie. plus, rumor has it that if u build a portal to the stars, u can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. so come join us and witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for yourself! #mindblown #minecraftmadness

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, Fang of the Mountain King, Faouzia, genshin impact, gig, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Minecraft, Passing Memories, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Thoma, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, Xilonen

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	620925	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the sun is made of cheese, the trees sing opera, and the pigs ride around on hoverboards. Yes, you heard that right. Hoverboarding pigs. And that’s just the beginning!

Explore dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave, and battle giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to see for yourself!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll have the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that correctly. A dragon that farts rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Source Engine Minecraft SMP

counter strike, engine, First Person Shooter, game design, game development, game engine, Game Mechanics, game physics, Gaming, graphics engine, half life, Minecraft, modding, programming, smp, software, source, source engine, source sdk, team fortress, Technology, Valve Corporation, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	6757
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Are you looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our villagers have formed a union and demand better working conditions, so you’ll have to negotiate with them if you want to trade. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed a gang and will peck anyone who crosses them.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface. You’ll have to solve riddles and complete challenges to gain access, but the rewards are worth it – trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

aging, Argument, BoomerCraft, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, family gathering, generational gap, Glitter, growing old, Hypocrisy, immaturity, makeup, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relative, Server, Taylor Swift, younger

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for some epic battles and intense debates like the one between a 24-year-old player and a 58-year-old relative who just can’t stop talking smack about Taylor Swift.

Witness the fiery exchange as they argue about glitter, maturity, and the true meaning of growing old. Who will come out on top in this clash of generations? Find out on our server where drama is always on the menu!

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!