But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to whoever eats it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most Jomon-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life!
We have a special group of players who are deluded enough to think Ghost of Tsushima is the best game ever made. They consistently shitpost about how Sony is dead and “snoy” is bad. But don’t worry, they also slurp on the cumstain of the shit covered pants of Sony’s vidya and praise it like it’s a masterpiece.
If you’re looking for a wild and wacky community to join, look no further! Join our server for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you find players who are so passionate about their love for terrible games? Join us today and become a part of the madness!
these dudes knew all about physics, geometry, geology, and architecture. like, they were basically the OG engineers, ya feel me? so if you wanna join a Minecraft server where you can channel your inner neolithic farmer genius, then this is the place for you!
come build epic stone chambers, show off your mad skills in physics and geometry, and maybe even uncover some ancient secrets along the way. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure or something. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this neolithic party started!
| Server Name | Elysia |
|---|---|
| Season | New season just opened |
| Gameplay | Vanilla with minor add-ons like Dynmap and CoreProtect |
| Player Base | Primarily adult with a close-knit community |
The server has been running for several years.
The gameplay is kept entirely vanilla, with minor add-ons like Dynmap and CoreProtect for grief protection.
The player base is primarily adult, and the community is close-knit and welcoming. New players are always welcome.
You can apply for a spot on the server by completing the application form here.
Yes, you can watch a tour of a previous season here.
You can find additional information in older posts on the server’s profile or through a section at the end of your application.
1. Our server is so wild that the mobs have learned to breakdance instead of attacking you. Imagine fighting a zombie doing the worm – it’s a sight to behold!
2. We have secret hidden dungeons that are guarded by llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They’ll challenge you to a tea party before letting you in – it’s a classy affair.
3. Our server events are like no other – we once had a build competition where players had to recreate famous works of art using only blocks. Let’s just say, the Mona Lisa has never looked more pixelated.
4. Need a break from mining? Join our karaoke nights where players can serenade each other with their best renditions of “Creeper, Aw Man”. It’s a blast!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!
Are you tired of boring old factions and survival servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be part of the epic battle to divide up Austria-Hungary in the most ridiculous ways imaginable. Will you be the one to claim the Schnitzel Kingdom or the Goulash Empire? The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army, led by the one and only Emperor Porkchop. Join forces with these bacon-loving warriors as they fight against the evil Chicken Coalition in an epic battle for supremacy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up ruling over a kingdom of Wiener Schnitzels and strudels!
Looking for a place where you won’t be bombarded with texts and calls demanding your attention? Look no further! On our server, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone putting you in a virtual time out for not responding fast enough.
Join us and experience the freedom of not having to explain why you didn’t like someone’s Instagram post or respond to a TikTok while driving. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can focus on having fun and enjoying the game without someone constantly assuming the worst about your actions.
So come on in and leave the relationship drama behind – in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds!