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DivineCraft Minecraft Server

anger, anger towards God, anger towards religion, atheism, blasphemy, disbelief, DivineCraft, Frustration, Minecraft, questioning faith, rejection, religious abuse, religious disillusionment, religious guilt, religious hypocrisy, religious trauma, religious trauma recovery, Server, spiritual awakening, spiritual crisis, spiritual growth, spiritual healing

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of following the rules of a higher power that just seems to make your life worse? Are you ready to say “Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible”? Then come join our Minecraft server where we worship the blocky gods of the pixelated world!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of trying to be a good Christian and following the laws of a deity who only seems to bring chaos into their lives. Here, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from above.

Join us as we rebel against the traditional ways of religion and embrace the freedom of creating our own world. Say goodbye to praying and hello to playing! Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible – join us now and let’s build a better world together!

MineCash Minecraft Server

2017, 2024.., accredited investor, Claim, donate money, free tokens, Give us money, incomprehensible, ipo, Jump through hoops, MineCash, Minecraft, opaque, qualify, Server, Tokens, unspecified number, wallets

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Enchantments Applied:	104
Dragon Eggs Found:	4991	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Votes:	7308
Love Letters Sent:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a rollercoaster ride of emotions and confusion just like trying to navigate the cryptocurrency world!

🚀 In 2017, we were all about that IPO life, making you feel like a Wall Street tycoon without the need for a fancy suit or tie. Just give us your money and we’ll give you tokens, easy peasy!

🤑 Fast forward to 2024, and we’re taking things to a whole new level of absurdity. Want some free tokens? Sure, just jump through a year’s worth of incomprehensible and opaque hoops, sybilling across wallets like a pro. Oh, and don’t forget to donate money for every free token you want to claim. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with more confusion and less treasure!

💰 So why join our Minecraft server? Because we promise you an adventure that’s more mind-boggling than trying to understand the latest cryptocurrency trend. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge that may or may not result in some freebies? Come join us and let the madness begin!

DadGoneWillCrazy

bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, custody, DadGoneWillCrazy, Decision making, Divorce, family, financial compensation, Grandparents, Inheritance, loyalty, mistreatment, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling, stepfamily, Support, Trauma

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Enchantments Applied:	159
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a soap opera.

Need a break from family feuds and step-sibling drama? Our server is the perfect escape! With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, you’ll never have a dull moment.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics that make the Kardashians look tame. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness the ultimate family showdowns?

So come on down to our server and leave your family drama at the door. With more plot twists than a Shakespearean tragedy, you’ll never want to log off!

KidToAdult Minecraft Server

adult responsibilities, Adulthood, aging, aspirations, childhood dreams, Desires, disappointments, dreams, Expectations, FANTASY, growing up, KidToAdult, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Priorities, reality check, Server, Toys, wish list, Wishes, wishes come true, wishes unfulfilled

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Divine Spears Created:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Remember when you used to dream about living in a world made entirely of candy and having a pet dragon that could shoot fireworks out of its nose? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server lets you do all that and more!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary golden bacon, battle evil unicorns with your trusty diamond sword, and build a mansion out of rainbow blocks.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and zombie DJs. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava sharks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

Breakups, catfish, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cyber relationships, dating apps, digital love, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, internet, long distance, love, online communication, online connections, online dating, online romance, relationships, romance, social media, Trust, virtual dating

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies online? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find your virtual soulmate! Our players have found love in the most unexpected places, from building a castle together to battling it out in epic PvP matches. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed by your side? Join our server today and swipe right on adventure!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms supply, CraftyCommiesMC, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military alliance, military conflict, N.K.-Russia treaty, peace negotiations, political implications, regional stability, S.Korea, sanctions, security concerns, strategic interests, Ukraine

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Animals Bred:	171	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

so, like, this minecraft server is lit af, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

one time, a player built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon, and when they got there they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting a move.

also, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the best parties, trust me.

plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to shoot lasers out of your eyes.

so yeah, come join our minecraft server, it’s gonna blow your mind. and maybe your house up too, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

SmellyLiftCraft

elevator air, elevator aroma, elevator atmosphere, elevator cleanliness, elevator design, elevator experience, elevator fragrance, elevator hygiene, elevator inspection, elevator interior, elevator maintenance, elevator ride, elevator safety, elevator scent, elevator service, elevator technology, elevator ventilation, Elevators, odors, SmellyLiftCraft, unique smell

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

join this epic minecraft server where elevators have a very unique smell. you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have as you ride up and down in the stinkiest elevators in all of minecraft land. but don’t worry, the smell is actually magical and will give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs out of your butt.

come meet our friendly community of players who all share a love for funky elevator smells. we have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and win amazing prizes like a pet unicorn or a diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

if you’re looking for a server that’s unlike any other, join us and experience the insanity of elevator smells like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

BackPainCraft – Walk to Win!

back pain, BackPainCraft, Chronic pain, Exercise, FITNESS, flare-ups, health, Lifestyle, long-term relief, low back pain, Mobility, muscle strength, physical activity, Prevention, Recovery, recurrence, Rehabilitation, risk reduction, spine health, walk, Walking, wellness, WIN

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	4471
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

hey u, ya u, r u tired of back pain? well do i have the server for u! join us and walk three times a week in minecraft to halve the risk of back pain coming back! we got 800 million people worldwide with low back pain, but don’t worry, we got ur back! literally. 7 out of 10 people who recover from back pain get it back within a year, but not on our server! join now and say goodbye to back pain forever! also, we have unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u join? come on, what r u waiting for? let’s walk our way to a pain-free life in minecraft! 🦄🐷🚶‍♂️ #backpainfree #minecraftmagic

TransCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, bipoc, bland, Community, cultural diversity, Diversity, equality, folx, Identity, inclusion, intersectionality, Italian culture, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Minority representation, racial equity, representation, Server, social justice, Trans, TransCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Are you tired of boring old Italian culture in Minecraft? Want to spice things up with some fabulous trans BIPOC folx? Look no further than our server! We’ve got rainbow sheep, disco parties in the Nether, and a secret underground pasta-making society. Join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Plus, our server mascot is a flying spaghetti monster. What more could you ask for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft fabulous again!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

lawt, Minecraft, Nawt, not a whole lot, PixelPunch, Server, whole

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	122	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why waste your time on those “normal” servers when you can join us for a crazy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, it’s nawt a whole lawt, but it’s definitely a whole lot of fun!