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Pero’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, comedic actor, comedic character, comedic effect, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorist, humorous performance, humorous reaction, LAUGHING, laughter-inducing, lol, Minecraft, pero, Peros, screen presence, Server, uncontrollable laughter, unexpected

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	2296
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is guaranteed to make you laugh until you cry! Our custom NPC characters are so hilariously weird that you won’t be able to contain your laughter. One player said, “Anytime I see this dude pop up on screen I just start fucking laughing. What the fuck is with this thing?” Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and comedy – you won’t regret it!

Hydra Smp

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	187
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Crops Grown:	1017	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to the Hydra Smp . This server is made for the people cracked/premium .Java/pe to play together and get a good experience. Hope you will really enjoy ! Join now and become a part of this community .

play.hydrasmp.fun:25633

Cubixity

Cubixity, join now, Minecraft, Nations, Quests, season 1, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny, Towny Server, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

CUBIXITY! The #1 Towny server! SEASON 1 RELEASE!

-> Nations

-> Quests

-> Skills

JOIN NOW!

Cubixity.minehut.gg

The Stoned Golem – Where creepers are just misunderstood, man. Join our chill community! 1.20.4 SMP, voice plugin included!

1.20.4, Ban From Claims, Chill, Claims, Community, Community Events, Crates, CREEPERS, custom cosmetics, Donations, Exploration, Golem, Graves, Griefing, hard mode, Included, Join, man, misunderstood, Plugin, proximity voice chat, resource pack, Seasonal Crates, Server Events, smp, Stoned, Teleporting, toggleable PVP, Vanilla Experience, VOICE, Voting, Waystones

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Divine Spears Created:	19	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

The Stone Golem SMP

A Semi-Vanilla server for both Java and Bedrock

Features	Description
Proximity Voice Chat	Makes it easier to meet new people and adds fun to the server
Custom Cosmetic Items	LARGE amount of custom cosmetics available
Crates	Free crates available and seasonal crates for voting
Claims	Used to protect from griefing and ensure safety
Toggleable PvP	Option to turn PvP on or off
Graves	3 graves with 24h timer for deaths
Waystones	Teleport to activated waystones for easier travel

What to expect on TSG?

Hard Mode gameplay
Free server with donations for monetary gain
Constant updates and server events
Community hosted events

IP & Links:

IP: thestonedgolem.live

Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132

Discord

Dynmap

FAQ

Is the server reset?

No, TSG has never reset and will not reset in the future.

How can I get Crate keys?

You can get Crate keys by voting on the server.

Can I toggle PvP on or off?

Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off based on your preference.

What happens if I die?

You get 3 graves with a 24-hour timer for deaths.

How can I protect my area from griefing?

Claims are used to ensure safety from griefing, and you can ban people from your claim if needed.

Is there teleportation available on the server?

Waystones allow you to teleport to activated waystones for easier travel.

ShyCraft Minecraft Server

Alluring, Body, desire, ebina, FANTASY, hinata, innocent, long tail, Minecraft, seductive, Sensual, Server, sex body, Sexy, shy and innocent, shy wife, Shy.., ShyCraft, submissive, tags, Wife, Yunyun

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Votes:	7477	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of shy and innocent with a side of sexy! Imagine building your dream world with a shy wife who also has a banging body like Ebina, Hinata, and Yunyun. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of wild combination anywhere else! Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other and let your imagination run wild!

Sony’s Minecraft Server: State of Chaos

brand, Chaos, Competition, console, corporate, customer service, electronics, Entertainment, Gaming, Industry, innovation, Management, market, Minecraft, Performance, PlayStation, products, Quality, reputation, Server, Sony, Sonys, State, Technology, video games

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Potions Brewed:	54	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mines Excavated:	2908	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Farms Harvested:	681

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a battle against a giant army of evil chickens. Why are they evil? Who knows, but it’s up to you and your fellow players to defeat them and save the day!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you any wish you desire. Want a castle made entirely of diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft? Imagine a disco ball made of emeralds, music blasting from every corner, and players busting out their best dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the absolute madness that is Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Shulker network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

SHULKER NETWORK THAT CONTAINS LIFESTEAL RANK CUSTOM ARMOUR CUSTOM ENCHANT SURVIVAL PVP RAIDING VOTING DISCORD

shulkernet.strangled.net:3800

Mcbaltics

Backpacks, Baltic countries, battlepass, Casino, Challenges, Community, Cosmetics, custom Hat, Dungeons, English, Estonian, Events, Jobs, Latvian, Lithuanian, Mcbaltics, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Rewards, Rift, Skills, Survival, voice chat

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Players Killed by Monsters:	657	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

The Minecraft server for Minecraft fans of the Baltic countries. Support for English (EN), Lithuanian (LT), Latvian (LV) and Estonian (EE). Friendly and active community. Regular events and challenges. Voice chat channels for real-time communication. Custom Hat, dungeons, casino, Battlepass, Rift, Rewards, Jobs, Custom cosmetics items, Skills, Backpacks and moree…

mc.mcbaltics.com

Non-Political Minecraft Server

Bipartisan, culture, current events, DIVISIVE, History, Memories, Minecraft, non-political, NonPolitical, Nostalgia, past, polarizing, Political, Reflection, remember, Reminiscing, Server, Shit, simpler times, social commentary, society, society today, Unity

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Potions Brewed:	114
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Emeralds Found:	6151
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Tired of all the political drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be voting on is whether to build a giant statue of a potato or a llama! No political debates here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Our server is so non-political that even the creepers have agreed to a ceasefire and now just want to dance the night away with you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll uncover ancient scrolls that reveal the true purpose of llamas in Minecraft society. It’s a llama conspiracy, I tell ya!

So leave your political woes at the door and come join us for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos in our Minecraft world? Join now and let the madness begin!

MineMind Minecraft Server

Afterlife, BELIEF, CONSUME, Divine, earthly things, enlightenment, Eternity, FAITH, Higher power, inner peace, kingdom of heaven, Mind, mindfulness, Minecraft, MineMind, Religion, salvation, Server, Soul, spiritual awakening, spiritual growth, spirituality, Transcendence

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand…literally! Join us for a heavenly experience like no other, where angels mine diamonds and the clouds are made of cotton candy.

Looking to build a castle fit for a king? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally build your own heavenly palace complete with golden gates and a moat filled with holy water.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers give out hugs instead of exploding. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the Kingdom of Heaven Minecraft server and prepare for a divine adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for any rogue angels trying to steal your diamonds…they can be quite mischievous!