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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8648 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
come join our epic minecraft server where biden and zelenskyy will sign a security agreement between US and Ukraine IN GAME!!! yes, you heard that right, you can witness this historic moment while building a giant toilet out of diamond blocks or riding a pig off a cliff.
our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the macarena in the spawn area. we have custom plugins that turn all the zombies into dancing unicorns and the skeletons into friendly pandas.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and a magic wand that turns your enemies into chickens. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience of your life! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and rainbows.
