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Anima Craft Network 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, anima, animation, Anime, Craft, cult classic, Drama, end of evangelion, evangelion, Franchise, futuristic, japanese, Mecha, neon genesis evangelion, Network, post-apocalyptic, Psychological, Robots, science fiction, series, Technobabble

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1444	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Yo, bro, have you heard of this wild Minecraft server that’s like the Evangelion ANIMA of the gaming world? It’s so crazy, it’ll make you question reality and your sanity, but in a good way!

Join this server for a mind-bending experience that will blow your mind harder than a NERV experiment gone wrong.

Forget about boring old servers, this one is like the End of Evangelion but with creepers and diamonds instead of angels and Evas.

Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this technobabble-filled world of blocky madness. It’s the only server worth your time, just like ANIMA is the only worthwhile piece of Eva media after EoE.

So what are you waiting for? Dive in and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

SOPs4MeNotU – Minecraft Server

clocking in, competitive salary, Contribute, develop processes, discomfort, easily replaceable, effective results, extract process, improve process, managerial position, Minecraft, new supervisor, piling on tasks, Server, Shadowing, skeptical, SOPs, SOPs4MeNotU, Startups, Tracker, well-established company, work remotely

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	140	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	6126	Dragon Eggs Found:	1414
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your creativity and doesn’t try to steal your ideas like a shady supervisor? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate originality and teamwork without any sneaky Google Forms or backstabbing coworkers.

Our server is like a well-oiled machine, but without the creepy trackers and nosy supervisors. We encourage innovation and out-of-the-box thinking, so you can build your virtual empire without fear of someone stealing your thunder.

So, if you’re tired of workplace drama and just want to have a good time building epic structures with like-minded players, join our server today! Who needs SOPs when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine and craft our way to greatness together!

SocializeCraft SMP

building relationships, Communication, MAKING FRIENDS, networking, smp, social activities, social anxiety, Social Interaction, Social Skills, SocializeCraft, socializing, socializing for adults, socializing for extroverts, socializing for introverts, socializing for shy individuals, socializing for teenagers, socializing in a new city, socializing in groups, socializing in public, socializing strategies, socializing techniques, socializing tips

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	New Chunks Explored:	635140
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Hey gamers, are you tired of being a lonely loser in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Our SMP is like a virtual party where you can socialize with other players and make friends while building epic structures and fighting off creepers.

Join us for crazy events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a diamond block. Or how about our weekly “TNT Cannon Wars” where teams compete to blow up each other’s bases in the most spectacular way possible?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens and battle it out in epic duels.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs real-life socializing when you can hang out with a bunch of blocky characters in a virtual world? Let’s get this party started, gamers!

NoStressCraft

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1815	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of constantly worrying about creepers blowing up your builds and skeletons shooting you from a distance? Well, fear no more because on our server, anxiety is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the blissful life of a carefree Minecraft player where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting on you.

Our server is so relaxing, even the Ender Dragon takes a chill pill when it sees how zen everyone is. We have a secret potion that turns all mobs into adorable puppies that follow you around and do tricks for treats. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness. Trust us, your mental health will thank you.

CarrotCraft – Sweet Sugar Server

bioactive compounds, blood sugar regulation, CarrotCraft, Carrots, diabetes management, diabetes prevention, dietary intervention, fiber rich foods, glucose levels, gut flora, health benefits, Healthy Eating, Insulin sensitivity, metabolic health, mouse model study, nutrient-rich food, plant based diet, Server, Sugar, sugar absorption, SWEET, type 2 diabetes, Vegetable, weight management

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where CARROTS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! we have a special mod that makes carrots help regulate your blood sugar and improve your gut flora, just like in a new mouse model study.

imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.

so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, challenge, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, not reset, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player freedom, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Zombie Dances:	9

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.168.17:35825

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	170298	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7246	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥