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BlockyBoobOpinions

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	128
Love Letters Sent:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support self-expression and body positivity! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any judgment. Just like how this player’s wife is considering a breast reduction, you can make any changes you want to your Minecraft creations. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken with a top hat? Go for it! We encourage you to do what makes you happy, just like this player supports their wife’s decision.

But be warned, our server is so accepting and supportive that it might make you question your own decisions. Just like how this player’s wife doubted her surgery because of her husband’s neutral response, you might find yourself second-guessing your building choices. But fear not, we’re here to remind you to follow your heart and build whatever makes you smile.

So come join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might just find the courage to make some pixelated changes of your own. Remember, it’s all about having fun and embracing your unique style. See you in the virtual world!

HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
New Chunks Explored:	405104	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of the real world and ready to escape to a land of blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic builds, and unexpected alliances.

Picture this: you’re just a humble high school graduate looking for your next big adventure. You stumble upon our server and are immediately greeted by a talking llama who offers to show you around. Little did you know, this llama is actually a secret agent working for the infamous Ender Dragon, who is plotting to take over the server and needs your help to stop them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have a knack for causing chaos. One time, they stole all the diamonds from the local mine and built a giant statue of themselves in the town square. Who knows what they’ll do next?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with a talking llama, thwart the plans of an evil dragon, and try to keep a group of rowdy villagers in check all in one day? It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

ColorCraft – Because it’s not just black and white!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8361
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a gray sheep? Well, look no further because our server is the rainbow unicorn of Minecraft servers!

Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even have a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes (just make sure not to laugh too hard or it might explode)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Colorful Caves, where each cave is themed after a different color. Explore the Red Ruby Cave, the Blueberry Blast Cave, and even the Glittery Gold Cave where you can mine for treasure that’s shinier than a disco ball!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush!

CraftyChina Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

LOL OMG dis server is like the China of Minecraft servers, except instead of fake news we got fake blocks! Join us for the most epic trolling experience of your life, where you can trick your friends into thinking they’re building with diamond blocks when really it’s just dirt painted blue! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and only communicate through interpretive dance. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Hezblock Penetration: Nasrallah’s Demise

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Emeralds Found:	8140

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the Nasrallah of all servers, deep like Israel’s penetration of Hezbollah (whatever that means). we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers twerkin’. u ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u unlock the power to control time and space. so come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

RLFactions: The Lost Season where PVP is just a fancy way of saying ‘accidental teamkill’

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Server Name	RLFactions
Season	Season 1
Website	Discord Server

Overview:

RLFactions season 1 offers a heavily modded factions server experience, combining elements of RLCraft survival challenges with strategic faction-based gameplay. Players can immerse themselves in a competitive environment where survival, building, and strategizing are crucial for success.

FAQ:

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes a variety of mods from RLCraft and other survival-focused mods to enhance gameplay.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is enabled to allow for faction warfare and competition among players.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, you can connect using the server IP provided and join the Discord server for updates and announcements.

Q: Are there specific rules for gameplay on the server?

A: Yes, there are specific rules outlined on the Discord server to ensure fair gameplay and to maintain a positive community environment.

Q: Can I play solo on the server or do I need to join a faction?

A: While playing solo is possible, joining a faction is recommended to enhance gameplay and participate in faction warfare.

Israels Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, Israel has won! That’s right, we’ve created a world where the sheep are trained in combat, the pigs can fly, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

Join us for epic battles against giant matzah monsters, explore the mystical land of hummus caves, and even participate in the annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies do the thriller dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a chicken for 10 minutes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a world where anything is possible, even Israel winning in Minecraft!

Goth Club Shooter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	205
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	3560
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing getting shot up is creepers and skeletons! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Ever wanted to see a goth club in Minecraft? Well, we’ve got one and it’s the hottest spot in town! But don’t worry, no one’s getting shot up here – just some friendly zombie dance parties.

Our server is like no other, with players who are as deranged as they are hilarious. You never know what kind of autist with a grudge against alternative people you’ll meet next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? See you in the game, where the only thing getting shot up is your arrow skills!

NostalgicGamer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Remember that game you used to play as a kid that you wish they would remake? Well, imagine if that game was Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and unleashed a horde of zombie pigmen upon them. It was chaos, but also kinda fun.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the nostalgia of your favorite childhood game, but with a hilarious twist. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockBinge

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Towns Built:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magic Items Found:	5182
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you addicted to building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you can’t resist creating a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere? Whatever your addiction may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your creativity run wild!

Join us and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination. Our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted swords. You’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you around every corner!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your addiction to Minecraft reach new heights of insanity!