Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Crops Grown:	7626	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ores Mined:	5838
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

HezbollahHaterCraft

aggression, Conflict, degrading, Diplomacy, hezbollah, HezbollahHaterCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Objectives, Peacekeeping, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Terrorism, UN, united nations

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Star Shards Collected:	169	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Crops Grown:	8623

Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos

alien insects, Chaos, chemical agents, co-op, contested planets, Galaxy, general, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Hotfix, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Patch, PC, PlayStation, PS5, PvE, Robots, Shooter, smp, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, training manual, Warbond, Wiki

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring objectives like building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies while completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic battles to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next on our server.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the galaxy!

ASLWedding Minecraft Server

ableism, absurd request, AITAH, american sign language, asl, ASLWedding, Communication, cultural appropriation, Deaf community, dystopian reality, family, family dynamics, groundbreaking idea, INCLUSIVE, insane request, Instagram clout, intimate wedding, Minecraft, Server, silent wedding, Support, unique wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Crops Grown:	1166	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Just like the silent wedding described above, on our server, you are not allowed to speak at all. Instead, you must communicate using Minecraft signs and emotes only.

But here’s the twist – none of us know how to use Minecraft signs or emotes! It’s a true test of creativity and communication skills as you try to navigate this virtual world without saying a word.

Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this silent Minecraft community. Who needs words when you have blocks and emojis, am I right? Don’t miss out on this groundbreaking idea that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible.

CraftyLoveLifeFix

Apology, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyLoveLifeFix, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, Empathy, ENGAGEMENT, INITIATION, Intimacy, long term relationship, Marriage, Partnership, PRESSURE, Proposal, relationship, sex life, sexual frequency, Understanding

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Emeralds Found:	8953	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a marriage proposal every time you mine a diamond! Our players are so committed to the game that they even have in-game relationships that mirror real life drama. Join us and experience the thrill of virtual love and commitment!

Join now and experience the thrill of waiting for your virtual girlfriend to initiate sex, just like in real life! Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the drop in frequency of in-game sex. Will you be the one to solve the mystery of why your in-game partner is not in the mood?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the drama and excitement of virtual relationships and marriage proposals. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the ups and downs of in-game love!

WarCraftMinecraftSMP

aggression, battle, Combat, Conflict, death, Destruction, Military, Peace, violence, War, war is brutal, war is chaos, war is costly, war is destructive, war is evil, war is futile, war is harmful, war is hell, war is necessary, war is tragic, WarCraftMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8327
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Emeralds Found:	9040	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is a battleground of epic proportions, where players fight for glory, honor, and the last slice of virtual pizza. We have factions waging wars over who has the best pet llama, and alliances forming over who can build the tallest tower made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the oppressive iron golems, and a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to overthrow the ruling class of pigs.

If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then look no further. Join us and become a part of the madness – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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