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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 3123 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!
Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!
But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!
