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FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

20 minutes, aita, backyard, Board Games, culture, DRIVE, final straw, friend’s house, FriendZoneCraft, get together, Late, LEAVING, mad, Message, Minecraft, mom, mood, patio, Server, Uber, unpunctual, wait outside, windy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Star Shards Collected:	223	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where punctuality is key! If you’re even a minute late, you’ll be locked out of the server for 20 minutes as punishment. But don’t worry, we make up for it with our epic board game battles and patio parties!

Join us for a wild ride of unpredictable events, just like the time our friend locked out a player for being fashionably late. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

So if you’re looking for a server with a twist, where being fashionably late is a crime and board game drama is the norm, then look no further. Join us and see what crazy adventures await you! Just make sure to set your alarm clock, or you might find yourself locked out of the fun.

CakeWarsCraft

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cake, CakeWarsCraft, Communication, Conflict, consequences, consideration, Decision making, Disappointment, emotions, ENTITLEMENT, family, perspective, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Potions Brewed:	161
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to eat your virtual cakes without permission! Just like OP’s family, we understand the importance of respecting cake boundaries. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some cake drama (but don’t worry, we’ll ask before taking a bite)! Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual cake wars on our server? So come on, join us and let’s build a cake empire together – just make sure to guard your cakes with your virtual life!

CraftyTales Minecraft Server

balance, best game, Character development, CraftyTales, Engaging, Entertainment, Experience, game design, gameplay, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, Mechanics, Minecraft, narrative, narrative design, opinion, player choice, Plot, Server, Story, storytelling, video game

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	8457
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated wonders!

Join us for epic quests that will have you battling evil mobs, solving riddles, and maybe even discovering hidden treasure (or accidentally falling into a pit of lava, we can’t guarantee anything).

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond sword, then you might regret it a little).

CreepCraft: “I like to mine diamonds while singing Baby Shark”

awkward statement, baby, casual conversation, chilling words, CreepCraft, creepy remarks, diamonds, disturbing chat, shark, singing, uncomfortable talk, unnerving dialogue, unsettling banter, unsettling chitchat, unsettling comment, unsettling communication, unsettling conversation, unsettling discourse, unsettling discussion, unsettling exchange, unsettling gossip, unsettling phrases, unsettling remark, unsettling small talk, unsettling words

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5565	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Potions Brewed:	160	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mines Excavated:	3856	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	3679
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a haunted mansion filled with creepers and zombies! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own base while dodging lava pits and fighting off skeleton armies. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, join us if you dare – but be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

CannabisCraft: Thai Narcotics Edition

Cannabis, CannabisCraft, classification, controlled substance, criminalization, drug abuse, drug policy, drug trafficking, Edition, enforcement, Government, illegal drugs, legalization, legislation, medical marijuana, Narcotics, public health, recreational use, regulations, rules, Southeast Asia, thai, thailand

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4601	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427

lol ok so like, imagine if Thailand was a Minecraft server, right? and they were all like “yo, we gonna classify cannabis as narcotics again” like what even is that?? but hey, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures, man. like, you gotta fight off evil mobs with your trusty cannabis sword and shield, and maybe even ride a cannabis-powered unicorn into battle. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen, even Thailand going all narco on us. let’s get weird, y’all!

CemetaryCraft: Where More Enter Than Exit!

Afterlife, burial grounds, CemetaryCraft, cemetery, cultural practices, death, enter, eternal rest, exit, final destination, funerals, ghost stories, Graveyards, Haunting, life cycle, macabre fascination, mortality, passing on, Population, Spiritual beliefs, statistics, superstitions, Urban Legends

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

so like, this server is like a cemetery but with less dead people and more blocks. you can dig up graves and find hidden treasures or build your own spooky mansion. beware of the zombie villagers who try to sell you rotten flesh as a delicacy. join now if you dare to face the undead and become the ultimate grave digger! #spookyfun #minecraftmadness #undeadadventures

EggcellentSpermServer

Blocking, Body, cells, EggcellentSpermServer, eggs, Females, gap, germ cells, Human, Japanese scientists, killifish, LARGEST, LIFESPAN, Males, Men, outlive, production, Reproduction, smallest, Sperm, Women

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Crops Grown:	1457
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchantments Applied:	242	Buildings Constructed:	41
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da secret to why women live longer than men! it’s all about dem tiny sperm and eggs, bro. our Japanese scientists found out dat if u block da production of germ cells in killifish, da lifespan gap between males and females closes. it’s like a whole new level of science and stuff, man. come join us and uncover da mysteries of life and death in dis crazy minecraft world! #genderbendingminecraftfun #spermvseggshowdown

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, wuwa, Yinlin

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2141	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: You’re sailing the high seas, battling pirates and searching for hidden treasures. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be saving lighthouses from evil monsters and uncovering ancient mysteries that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unique features like emotes that will have you dancing like never before. And don’t forget about our exclusive Resonator showcases where you can witness the power of Jiyan and Yinlin in action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code WUTHERINGGIFT to unlock special rewards. And don’t forget to add your friends to the /wuwa/ Friends List for even more fun!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

SpecuCraft: Minecraft Server

Accuracy, Ban, charting, Computer, Curiosity, gambling, Lottery, lotto, market, Minecraft, MONEY, Numbers, Pool, Practice, Predict, Random, Server, Soliciting, SpecuCraft, speculation, speculation strategy, System, winning

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to predict the numbers a computer picks in our exclusive lottery system! Who needs market speculation when you can use your skills to win big in Minecraft?

Forget about the rules, we’re all about pushing the boundaries and testing the limits of what’s possible in the Minecraft world. Join us and be a part of the craziest experiment ever seen in the gaming community!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

CakeCraftySisOrElse

anniversary celebration, apprentice work, business owner, cake decorations, cake sculpting, CakeCraftySisOrElse, client expectations, Conflict Resolution, expensive gifts, family arguments, family drama, Filipino baker, grandmother’s legacy, Honesty, last minute request, material costs, outsourcing, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, wedding cake, wedding traditions

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we create wedding cakes that are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon jealous! Our founder learned everything about cake-making from their grandma, who could turn playdough into fondant masterpieces.

Join our server and experience the thrill of crafting cakes that will make your taste buds dance with joy. From basic cakes at $8 a slice to top-notch creations at $17.50 a slice, we’ve got it all. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a cake made by our founder’s apprentice (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

Just like the drama of a last-minute wedding cake request from a sister who wants a masterpiece for free, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Who needs expensive gifts when you can have a cake that causes family feuds and drama?

So come on in and join the fun on our Minecraft server, where the cakes are sweet and the stories are even sweeter. Who needs a boring old city baker when you can have a slice of adventure with us? AITA for wanting to have a slice of this cake-tastic world?