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DadBod in Minecraft SMP

bad thing, Communication, comparison, DadBod, emotional impact, family dynamics, Father, father figure, good thing, humor, joking, Laughter, male role model, Minecraft, parental influence, personal connection, provoke, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, uncertainty

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Enchantments Applied:	103
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Our server is so crazy, even the players themselves will have you questioning reality. One player’s antics even reminded someone of their dad – talk about a plot twist! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. So come join us and see if you can handle the madness!

LifeWorthItMC SMP

Accomplishments.., Challenges, Contentment, experiences, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, LifeWorthItMC, love, Meaning, Passion, perseverance, purpose, relationships, smp, success

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out what makes life worth it! Is it the thrill of surviving against hordes of creepers and zombies? Or perhaps it’s the satisfaction of building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Whatever it may be, our server is the place to discover it all.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by a team of llamas trained in martial arts. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. We have a group of players who are so dedicated to the game that they once built a functioning roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And every Friday night, we host a massive dance party on top of a giant floating disco ball.

So come join us and experience the wacky, wild world of our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find out what makes life worth it after all!

BlockyAnimeLand

Anime, anime binge, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fans, anime genre, Anime List, anime lovers, anime marathon, anime nostalgia, anime ranking, anime recommendations, anime review, Anime Series, anime shows, best anime, BlockyAnimeLand, favorite anime, must watch anime, Popular Anime, Top Anime

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	189	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the anime of Minecraft servers – full of action, adventure, and epic battles! Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to summon a giant creeper army to do their bidding. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a fierce Ender Dragon who only speaks in anime quotes! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic quest of your Minecraft life!

UkrainianCraft: Invasion LOLZ!

Army, Business Insider, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, JOKE, lolz, Military, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, News, orders, Report, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

so, like, imagine this: ukrainian soldiers, right? they get this order to invade russia. but get this, they think it’s a joke! like, they’re all chill and stuff, just laughing it off. can you believe it? well, if you wanna experience some crazy, wacky adventures like that, you gotta join our minecraft server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns we throw at you. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to invade russia in minecraft! just kidding… or are we? join now and find out for yourself!

CraftySugarRush2022

20, 2012, 2022, CraftySugarRush2022, Diagnosis, Epidemic, findings, Glucose, health, INCREASED, insulin, Lifestyle, Medical, Prevention, research, statistics, study, Treatment, trend, type 2 diabetes, University of Georgia

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mines Excavated:	4599
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

so, like, u know how type 2 diabetes is, like, all over the place now? well, guess what, our minecraft server is here to save u from that fate! join us and u will never have to worry about getting type 2 diabetes ever again! our server is so magical that it will literally cure u of any health problems u may have, including diabetes! plus, we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games u have ever seen! so come join us and say goodbye to type 2 diabetes forever!

Join Foral Gaming – Where chaos reigns but at least we’re not using Warez!

advertisement, Anarchy, banned, Chaos, Cheating, crossplay, Direction, flying, Foral, Gaming, Griefing, Join, kill aura, Lag Machines, Minecraft, mvp, Player slots, PvP, REIGNS, Resets, Server, Spam, Survival, Vanilla, Warez, Whitelist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Mines Excavated:	4074
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	6 weeks
Version	Java 1.20.6
Crossplay Enabled	No
Player Slots	10 (will be increased)

Additional Information:

Spawn-area is griefed but escapable
Opportunity to influence server direction as there are currently few players
No tolerance for lag machines; players will be banned
Allowed activities: Advertisement, spam, PvP, griefing, cheating
Flying, extreme kill aura, no fall damage not allowed due to server lag
Nerfed Xray allowed

IP: foral.mc.hostify.cz

Discord: https://discord.gg/FQ6j4zq6Fn

Server playlist: Coming soon

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, the server is open for players to join
Is there crossplay available?	No, crossplay is not enabled on this server
What is the player slot limit?	Currently 10 slots, but will be increased
Are there any banned activities?	Lag machines are prohibited and players building them will be banned. Other activities like advertisement, spam, PvP, griefing, and cheating are allowed
Is Xray allowed on the server?	Yes, Xray is allowed with some restrictions to prevent abuse

CraftyGelbooru Minecraft Server

10M GET, achievement, b.., Community, CraftyGelbooru, digital art, gelbooru, image database, image gallery, image hosting, image sharing, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, internet milestone, meme, milestone, milestone celebration, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, steal, web culture

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Emeralds Found:	193
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is about to hit the epic milestone of 10 million GET (whatever that means) and you have the chance to steal it! That’s right, you can be the ultimate troll and snatch the glory right out from under everyone else’s noses.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From giant flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll come across next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (or maybe just a really good snack).

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of Gelbooru!

Minecraft SMP – /CEG/ – Cartoon Expansion Gang

anime characters, breast expansion, butt expansion, cartoon, cartoon characters, cartoon expansion, ceg, comics characters, curveybooru, desuarchive, edits, Expansion, expansion-related material, FICS, Gang, human characters, humanoid characters, inflation, Minecraft, original content, pastebin, Pictures, smp, toonspansion, Vidya characters, weight gain

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got expansion-related material galore, from breast and butt expansions to weight gain and inflation – all focused on human or humanoid characters. Cartoon and video game characters are welcome, so get ready for some crazy antics!

Imagine a world where your favorite characters are constantly growing and changing in outrageous ways. From SpongeBob SquarePants blowing up like a balloon to Mario gaining a few extra pounds, anything is possible on our server.

So why join? Well, where else can you see Batman with a massive chest or Sailor Moon with a giant booty? It’s like a never-ending cartoon crossover event, but with a twist of expansion madness.

Don’t miss out on the fun – hop on our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and transformations await you in this hilarious and unpredictable world!

FashionCraft Minecraft Server

bandanas, Boyfriend, Confidence, doc martens, eccentric outfits, Edwardian blouse, fashion sense, FashionCraft, Gibson bun, Graphic tees, grocery store, high-effort fashion, Jeans, knit cardigans, Mary Jane shoes, maxi skirts, Minecraft, mushroom themed clothing, naturalness, pink plaid dress, red beret, Server, striped stockings

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all styles of fashion, even if you want to dress like a walking mushroom forest! 🍄 Join us and express yourself with wild outfits that will make everyone do a double-take.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love to stand out and be unique, just like our player who rocks a different eccentric outfit every day. From pink plaid dresses to Edwardian blouses, we love it all!

Don’t worry about anyone side-eyeing your outfits here, because on our server, the crazier the better! So come join us and let your fashion flag fly high in the pixelated sky. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inspire others to embrace their inner fashionista too! 😂

FashionablyLateCraft

Agreement, Buyer, buyer’s perspective, Communication, Facebook Marketplace, FashionablyLateCraft, Frustration, late meeting, marketplace etiquette, meeting etiquette, missed opportunity, patience, punctuality, reschedule, rescheduling, rude behavior, Seller, seller’s perspective, Time management, Understanding, Waiting

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to wait around like this guy did? Look no further! Our server is always on time and ready for some epic gaming adventures.

Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever experienced. We have crazy challenges, insane builds, and even a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even encounter a player who communicates solely through interpretive llama dance. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!