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CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in the blink of an eye!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Star Shards Collected:	101
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	79	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make all your real-life drama seem like child’s play! Are you tired of toxic relationships and drama? Well, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special “creeper repellent” plugin that will protect your precious builds from those pesky green monsters.

And if you think your friend drama is bad, just wait until you join our server and witness the epic battles between factions fighting for control of the server. Will you join the peaceful builders or the ruthless griefers? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of blocky adventurers to explore with? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Easy Peasy Minecraft Squeezy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	New Chunks Explored:	483555
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Buildings Constructed:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too easy? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We only have one mode – and that’s ULTRA HARD MODE!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Your only hope for survival is to build a fortress out of exploding TNT blocks and ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Unicorn Pig – a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Ride one of these beauties into battle and you’ll be unstoppable!

So why settle for easy mode when you can join our server and experience the most insane and ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate challenge – if you dare!

GrugCraft: Where Even Cavemen Support Israel!

Alliance, cavemen, Commitment, Congress, current events, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Government, GrugCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, News, policy, Politics, Public Pledge, Senator Grug, social media, Speech, Support, twitter, united states

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Animals Bred:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky, ready to take you on epic adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are experts at giving out loot. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might spit diamonds at you!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts of creepers past roam the halls. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty friendly once you get to know them.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

BlockyBagelCraft – Serving up Minecraft fun with a side of memes! #5136

4koma, Ako, Banners, Binah, BlockyBagelCraft, blue archive, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Defense, Events, Friends, Fun, Grand Assault, guides, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Minecraft, News, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, serving, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ores Mined:	9834	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops to uncover the ultimate noodle recipe. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) event, where you’ll have to battle heavy armor-wearing mobs in a dance-off to prove your dominance. Who knew armor could be so stylish?

And let’s not forget about the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate through a bustling city while avoiding rogue hot spring enthusiasts. Can you make it to the finish line without getting splashed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?

Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

action, Adventure, Anime, Combat Skills, comedy, FANTASY, Gods, Hero, isekai, Journey, light novel, madness, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Monsters, OTHERWORLDLY, Powerful, Protagonist, Rivalry, Supernatural, Tsuki Ga Michibiku Isekai Douchuu, Tsukis, world-building

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!

MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	1650	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2978
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7791	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!