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JP Bros Help Me Please Minecraft Server

Assistance, bros, confusion, foreign language, google translate, Help, japanese, jp, language assistance, language barrier, language barrier help, language help, language support, language translation, Lycoris LN, Minecraft, mistrust, query, Server, TOKYO, translation, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a Japanese light novel! We’ve got mysterious plots, crazy characters, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and uncover the secrets of the Lycoris LN, where Google Translate can’t be trusted and anything can happen. Will you uncover the truth behind this enigmatic world, or will you get lost in translation? Only one way to find out – join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Smart TV Minecraft SMP Camera Squad

built-in camera, Camera, digital devices, electronics, Entertainment, gift, Home Appliances, inspecting, Minecraft, new technology, privacy concerns, screen monitoring, Smart, Smart Features, smart home, Smart TV, smp, squad, Surveillance, Technology, television, video conferencing, Video recording, Visual Communication

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3969	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

So, picture this: you’re chilling in your base on our epic Minecraft SMP, minding your own business, when suddenly your Smart TV starts talking to you! Turns out, there’s a secret camera hidden in the TV and it’s been watching your every move. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our SMP for a chance to have your every move monitored by a sneaky TV camera – who knows what kind of shenanigans it’ll catch you doing! Plus, you never know when the TV might start giving you helpful tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. So come join us and let the surveillance begin!

Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

business venture, convicted felon, Covid-19, distrust, Effectiveness, health, Healthcare, Minecraft, Misinformation, mistrust, mRNA, pandemic, Politics, Safety, Server, skepticism, snake oil, Trump jab, vaccine

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Potions Brewed:	101
Falling into the Void:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

Beliefs, Commitment, DATING, deep connections, emotional attachment, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, Intimacy, love, love over sex, meaningful relationships, Minecraft, modern dating, Normalize, normalize sex, obsessed, prioritize, relationships, ROMANTICIZE, sex, smp, societal norms, trivialize, VALUES

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4792	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.

Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Towns Built:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

SplashCraft Minecraft Server

challenge, Competition, controversial, controversial content, Defeat, destroying ball, Ethics, Historical figures, hitler, humor, Minecraft, playing game, satire, Server, SplashCraft, sponsors, Sportsmanship, strategy, swimming, teamwork, Victory, video games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	380
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	217	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

Game On Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Have you ever wanted to bring all your favorite video game characters together in one epic adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Picture this: Mario, Sonic, Master Chief, and even Pikachu teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creeper” where you have to pass around a live Creeper before it explodes. And don’t forget about our “Zombie Dance Party” where the undead get down and boogie to thriller.

Join us now and experience the most insane crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with your favorite video game character!

Dolphins @ Packers Thanksgivingbowl Minecraft SMP Thread

Competition, dolphins, Fans, field goals, football, Game, interceptions, matchup, Minecraft, NFL, packers, Players, Rivalry, Score, smp, sports, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving Day, Thanksgivingbowl, Thread, touchdowns

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	40
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t regret it!