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Crafty Crazies

#sociopath, analytical, Community, Crafty, Crazies, Cunning, dark humor, Discord, Geniuses, GIFTED, high intelligence, INTELLECT, isolated individuals, manipulative, mental health, Personality, Psychology, Psychopathic, rare individuals, Server, twisted minds, Unique

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	51	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server for those rare individuals who possess both a psychopathic personality and high intelligence! If you find joy in building elaborate traps for unsuspecting players or enjoy trolling others with your cunning mind, then this is the server for you.

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like building a giant lava maze that only the most twisted minds can navigate, or staging elaborate heists to steal diamonds from other players. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dark sense of humor and devious tactics.

But beware, not just anyone can join our ranks. You must prove your worth by completing a series of twisted challenges that will test your mental fortitude and willingness to embrace your inner psychopath. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us on our Discord server and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So sharpen your mind, hone your skills, and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. See you on the dark side!

ConfusedCraft: Where Words Fail, Fun Prevails!

4chan, Absolutely, Arguing, better, comfort, comfy, ConfusedCraft, Degenerates, Discord, Fail, feel, Fun, Harassment, Only, patience, Prevails, shithole, Site, slightly more patience, social media, Stopped, stopped using, Using, Words

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of the drama and chaos of other social media platforms? Do you crave a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and experience a world where 4chan reigns supreme and discord is just a distant memory. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who value anonymity and freedom of expression above all else. No more arguing, no more degenerates – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where memes come to life and trolls roam free. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

british comedy, british humor, british television, classic humor, classic tv, comedy, comedy legends., CREEPERS, cultural commentary, Food, group, historical, humor, London, monty python, MontyCraft, Nostalgia, old school entertainment, RUN, satire, silly, sketch comedy, social commentary, Spam, television history., time capsule, vintage, Walks

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

action, Anime, Bloody, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, dark fantasy, death, Demons, Denji, Gore, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Makima, Manga, Mania, Revenge, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, tragic, violence

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

#my hero academia, Analysis, Anime, Challenges, Crafty, Decline, Downfall, Drop, HARD, Harder, Industry, Manga, market, McCraftface, mha, MHAs, profit, Ratings, Revenue, Sales, sales drop, Struggling, what went wrong

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7823	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server

administration team, bedrock, Beta Testing, Discord, discord TOS, Diversity, Entertainment, Immersive, Inclusivity, Java compatible, minecraft server, MVPS, Nova Realms SMP, Novarealms, real, restrictions, Server, smp, staff applications, villagers

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ores Mined:	7704

Nova Realms SMP
:construction: We have just recently released for BETA Testing!
:people_hugging: We are all about fun, inclusivity and most importantly diversity!
:no_entry_sign: We have no restrictions (other than the minecraft/discord tos) and we are open to everyone!
:clock: We plan on having this server open for as long as possible, to provide the best experience for all our players!
:tv: There are plugins that modify the game to make it even more immersive and entertaining
:mobile_phone: We are a bedrock AND Java compatible server, so invite all your friends!
(we are also accepting staff applications)

If you are interested, join our discord to learn more!

We hope to see you there!

Sincerely, Nova Realms SMP Administration Team

https://discord.gg/e69zCs3Cnr

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join our server, please join our Discord server first and follow the instructions provided there.

Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

A: Other than following Minecraft and Discord terms of service, there are no restrictions on who can join our server. We welcome everyone!

Q: Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Our server focuses on fun, inclusivity, and diversity. We aim to provide a diverse and immersive gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: While we strive to maintain a welcoming and inclusive environment, we do have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are available on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Yes! Our server is bedrock and Java compatible, so feel free to invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

Crafty Berserk Bonanza

#youtube, action, Adventure, Anime, berserk, bonanza, CHAPTERS, Community, Crafty, Daily, dark fantasy, discussion, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fun, join us, Manga, Most Enjoyable, Not Porn, reading, Thread, Video

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild and berserk adventure! Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we also have daily “Berserk Thread” readings where we gather around and dive into the craziest chapters of the Berserk manga. It’s not porn, but it’s still pretty good, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off creepers while discussing the deep themes of friendship and betrayal in Berserk? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReA6c8HZ-4 (Disclaimer: link may or may not lead to actual Berserk content)

Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding

awkward, Bonding, boundary crossing, desire, eye contact, family, fetish, Forbidden, Guilty, handjob, inappropriate, Incest, Intimacy, kink, Land, Lust, Minecraft, older sister, Receiving, secret, Server, sexual tension, Siblings, Sisterly, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for the unique experience of receiving a dry handjob from your older sister as you both gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. It’s a bonding experience like no other, and you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and questionable family dynamics!

PizzaCraft: Where in Italy is this dude hiding?

Adventure, Cities, Destination, discovery, dude, Europe, Exploration, geography, Hiding, Italian culture, italy, landmarks, location, Mediterranean, peninsula, Pizzacraft, Regions, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, trip, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	467
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Oh, you won’t find this lad in Italy, you’ll find him in the magical land of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas through the streets of Venice, build a pizza castle in Naples, and battle creepers in the Colosseum! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret pasta mine hidden deep underground…just watch out for the spaghetti monsters! So come join us and experience Italy like never before, only on our crazy Minecraft server!

Blocky Booty Bouncers: Where Creeper Love Happens

blocky, BOOTY, Bouncers, Country, creeper, cross-cultural comparisons, cultural norms, global perspectives, Intimacy, love, relationships, sex, sexual activity, sexual attitudes, sexual behavior, sexual culture, sexual customs, sexual experiences, sexual habits, sexual practices, sexual preferences, sexual traditions, social norms, societal expectations, taboo

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magic Items Found:	8846
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on flying pigs. Our server is so epic, even the creepers have learned how to twerk!

And if you’re into scandalous gossip, you’ll love our chat feature where players discuss the most pressing question of all time: “Do you have sex in your country?” Trust us, the answers will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!