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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 6173 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW WILD PARTIES EVERY NIGHT. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON A CHEST FULL OF GOLDEN CARROTS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A VEGETARIAN? YEAH, HE ONLY EATS TOFU AND KALE. SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S STRANGER THAN FICTION, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US.
PLUS, WE HAVE A SQUAD OF SHEEP THAT CAN BEATBOX BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!