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CraftyJewels Minecraft Server

CraftyJewels, Jews, lol, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	4815
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of hilarious chickens took over the server and started hosting dance parties every night. The sheep started breakdancing, the pigs were doing the worm, and even the creepers were busting out some sick moves. It was a sight to behold! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of ninja llamas. So come join us and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Communication, computers, conspiracy theories, cyborgs, data, Digital, Future, Humanity, INFORMATION, internet, machine learning, Minecraft, ONLINE, robocraft, Robots, science fiction, Server, social media, Technology, virtual reality

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of feeling like the only human left in a sea of robots on the internet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you will be surrounded by a wacky cast of characters who are definitely NOT robots (we think). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to prove once and for all that you are not the only human left in the digital world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human endurance in a virtual environment. So, if you’re ready to show those robots who’s boss, come join us on ”'(server name)”’!

BleachBoyfriendCraft

age difference, beauty preferences, BleachBoyfriendCraft, bleached hair, boyfriend drama, boyfriend’s reaction, Communication Issues, couple conflicts, emotional reactions, eyebrow bleaching, hair changes, hair preferences, misunderstandings, personal style, petty arguments, relationship boundaries, relationship drama, relationship dynamics, spiteful actions, teenage relationships, young couple

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dimension Hops:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for some eyebrow-bleaching fun that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! On our server, we take things to the next level by bleaching our eyebrows and hair to settle petty arguments.

Join us as we navigate the world of relationship drama and questionable decisions. Who knew that a simple beauty change could cause so much chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows, you might just end up bleaching your eyebrows too. 😂🤣🤪

DebateBlocker404

Appearing, Comments.., Communication, Community, debate, DebateBlocker404, discussion, Feedback, forum, glitch, help desk, Interaction, Moderation, not appearing, ONLINE, social media, Support, technical issue, Troubleshooting, user experience, Website

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only debate is whether to build a house out of wood or stone? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate debate battleground! Join us and argue with other players about important topics like whether creepers are misunderstood or just plain evil. Plus, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of settling debates with epic build battles. So come join us and let the debates begin! Just be warned, things can get heated when discussing the best way to mine diamonds.

ProteinPunchCraft

carbon footprint reduction, circular economy, Circular food system, climate change mitigation, environmental impact, European protein intake, food consumption patterns, food production, food security, food sustainability, food waste reduction, greenhouse gas emissions reduction, land use reduction, ProteinPunchCraft, resource efficiency, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, sustainable diets, sustainable farming practices, sustainable food systems, sustainable protein sources

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8171
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchantments Applied:	293	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

so, u know how u always hungry in minecraft? well dis server got u covered with our CIRCULAR FOOD SYSTEM. we got all da food u need to keep ur hunger bar full while also SAVING DA PLANET. our food system is so efficient, it reduces land use and greenhouse gas emissions like MAGIC. so join dis server and EAT ALL DA FOOD while also being an ENVIRONMENTAL WARRIOR. u won’t find dis kinda awesomeness anywhere else, trust me.

GlobalMining

Active, Economy, enyoing, everyone, Experience, Global, GlobalMining, KitPvP, Kjettinge, Meet, Minecraft, Noobwegian, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, Staff, Tag, Updated, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mines Excavated:	2607	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Welcome to GM! This is a server created by Kjettinge and Noobwegian. GM is a global server for everyone enyoing Minecraft. We hope you want to play with us on the server! People from all around the world joins GlobalMining, the server is updated regulary and the staff is active to give you the best experience!

We look forward to meet you! 😀

-GlobalMining staff-

162.19.20.156:2012

N-Bomb Minecraft Server Live

biden, controversial statements, death threats, debate chaos, family threats, heated exchange, Holy kino, inappropriate language, Live, live on air, live on stage, Minecraft, Moderators, N-bombs, NBomb, political drama, presidential debate, public broadcast, Punches, scandalous behavior, Server, shocking behavior, tense atmosphere, trump

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Farms Harvested:	560

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where N-bombs are dropped live on air, Biden is making death threats against Trump, and Trump is threatening Biden’s family. Our moderators have to step in to stop them from throwing punches live on stage! It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on this crazy drama-filled server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

Andrew Hussie, artist, banned, co, Comic, CraftyStuck, discussion, fan game, Genesis Project, homestuck, Homestuck General, HSG, Link, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nyassets Edition, Server, Thread, Trash, webcomic, Xenopavilia, Years

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Are you tired of getting banned for talking about Homestuck on other forums? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can discuss Homestuck to your heart’s content without any repercussions! Join us on this epic journey through the world of Homestuck, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.

So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.

SadDadGladLadMC

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Potions Brewed:	129	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!