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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 5171 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.
also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?