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JesusCraft: Where miracles happen and creepers fear to tread

Bethlehem, birthplace, celebration, Christianity, christmas, CREEPERS, cultural heritage, Destination, FAITH, fear, happen, historical, History, holy site, Jesus, JesusCraft, MIDDLE EAST, miracles, Nativity, pilgrimage, Religious, Sacred, SPIRITUAL, tradition, travel, Tread

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

Arena helper, Battleground Duos, Cards, Crafty, CREEPERS, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Duels, Fans, Hearthstone, Hearthstone news, Hearthstone wiki, Japanese deck lists, Master’s tour, Meta report, Meta snapshot, Minecraft, News, Patch 29.2, patch notes, Server, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Western omelette recipe

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!

Anjou’s Lost Love: Minecraft Madness

Anjous, count of anjou, desire, emotional, France, HEARTBREAK, historical drama, historical fiction, Historical Romance, i love you, longing, Lost, lost love, love, madness, Medieval, Minecraft, Nostalgia, passionate, please come back to me, reunion, romance, Royalty, second chances, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Holy Grails Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	7461	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Count of Anjou, who has been known to serenade players with love songs while riding a llama through the virtual sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find true love with the Count of Anjou himself!

Spice & Cuck’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, authentic, blocky, Caring, committed, cuck, cucks, cute girl, dependable, faithful, faithful partner, genuine, Honest, kind-hearted, loving, Loyal, never cheat, Reliable, Sincere, Spice, true love, trustworthy

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Farms Harvested:	837
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t cheat on you like your ex? Look no further! Our server is like that cute girl you’ve had a crush on for years – loyal, trustworthy, and always there for you. Plus, she’s got some killer building skills and can PvP like a pro. Join us and never worry about getting betrayed again – unless you count those sneaky creepers trying to blow you up!

Send It to Adept: The Minecraft Server Where We Ask the Real Questions

Accountability, adept, Communication, completion, DEADLINE, deliverables, efficiency, Excuses, Expectations, Feedback, follow-up, Improvement, Minecraft, Performance, procrastination, productivity, progress, questions, real, RESPONSIBILITY, Send, Server, Submission, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mines Excavated:	1297	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
New Chunks Explored:	642960	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Oh, honey, you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet because you haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos that awaits you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids, with endless surprises and wacky adventures around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself roams the server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted unicorn mount that shoots fireworks out of its horn. Yes, you heard that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun server in the Minecraft universe!

Pixelated K-Pop War: Korea vs Japan Minecraft Madness

aggression, Asia, Colonization, Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, east asia, History, imperialism, international relations, Invasion, Japan, Korea, Kpop, madness, Military, Minecraft, occupation, pixelated, Politics, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Territorial, War

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and even befriending a talking cactus named Carl. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn as adorable baby kittens.

And don’t even get us started on our secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who throw the best underwater dance parties. Plus, we have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky.

So why haven’t you joined yet? This server is so insane that even Japan hasn’t protested it because they know it’s just too much fun to handle. Come on and join the madness today!

MineCrafty Capitalism: Where Being a Wageslave is Just Part of the Fun!

balance, capitalism, career, Casual, Economy, Entertainment, escapism, Fun, games, Immersive, Job, leisure, Life, minecrafty, MONEY, mundane, part, Realistic, Roleplaying, Routine, simulation, virtual, wageslave, work

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6747	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of being a boring old wageslave in real life? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where being a wageslave is actually fun and exciting!

Picture this: you start off as a lowly peasant in our server, working your way up the ranks to become the ultimate wageslave master. But watch out, because there are crazy challenges and obstacles along the way, like battling evil bosses who want to steal your precious wageslave title.

But don’t worry, we also have epic quests and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all that wageslaving. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the most legendary wageslave in all of Minecraft!

Gold Digger’s Paradise: Where the only thing you can mine is a wealthy spouse

Choices, DATING, Desperation, DIGGERS, Financial, GOLD, husband up, Lifestyle, luxury, materialism, MONEY, ONLINE, Paradise, relationships, rich guy, sacrifice, seeking arrangements, self worth, Spouse, sugar baby, sugar daddy, Survival, transactional, Wealthy, whore

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Animals Bred:	170
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by either marrying a wealthy player or becoming an online Minecraft camgirl!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the economy is based on virtual relationships and scandalous online activities. Will you choose love or lust as your path to success in this crazy virtual world?

But beware, drama and chaos are always lurking around the corner as players compete for the affections of the richest and most powerful players on the server. Will you rise to the top as a respected spouse or will you embrace your inner Minecraft vixen and dominate the online scene?

Come join us for a unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

Creepers & Kardashians: A Minecraft Server

Anime, anime crossover, anime disaster, avoided disaster, collapse, CREEPERS, crossover, crossover chaos, crossover disaster, DanganRonpa, didn’t happen, Disaster, Imagine, Kardashians, Minecraft, potential disaster, sekai oni, sekai oni crossover, sekai oni disaster, Server, shitshow, thank god, thank god it didn’t happen

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate crossover you never knew you needed! Picture this: Danganronpa characters teaming up with the demons from Sekai Oni to take on epic quests and build insane structures. It’s a recipe for disaster, but in the best way possible! Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way, of course). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server – the possibilities are endless!

Philippine HoopsCraft: Where Minecraft meets basketball for a slam dunk of fun!

Athletics, average height, Basketball, basketball fans, basketball league, basketball players, biggest meme, competitive sport, Dunk, favorite sport, Filipino, Fun, HoopsCraft, meets, meme, Men, Minecraft, Philippine, Phillipines, popular sport, Slam, sports, Sports Culture, sports enthusiasts, sports fandom, tall players, team sport

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the favorite sport in the Philippines is not basketball, but block-building! Our players may not be the tallest in real life (average height of 1.63m), but in the game, they tower over their creations like giants!

Join us for a chance to experience the biggest meme in the world – where players build towering structures that reach the sky, only to have them come crashing down in hilarious fashion. Who needs basketball when you can slam dunk your way through a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft? Come join the fun and see why our server is the ultimate playground for meme-worthy moments!